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Merry mayhem: our pick of the best horror Christmas movies to binge between turkey naps — from killer Santas to Krampus chaos. 🎄💀 Read More -> http://rp.horl.uk/25376d46 🩸 Horror Highlights: 💀 Silent Night, Bloody Night (1972) – The proto‑slasher that started the yuletide gore. 💀 Black Christmas (1974) – Sorority terror and chilling phone calls. 💀 Christmas Evil (1980) – Toymaker turned psycho Santa. 💀 Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984) – Shopping‑centre Santa snaps. 💀 Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 (1987) – Madness and insane kills. 💀 Gremlins (1984) – Tiny terrors under the tree. 💀 Jack Frost (1997) – Killer snowman silliness. 💀 Santa’s Slay (2005) – Satanic Santa with bite. 💀 Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale (2010) – Dark Finnish folklore. 💀 A Christmas Horror Story (2015) – Anthology stocking stuffer. 💀 Krampus (2015) – Demonic punishment for bad families. 💀 Better Watch Out (2017) – Twisted home‑invasion holiday.

We brought you Poisoned Candy for Halloween, Bloody Stockings for Christmas, and now we’re back with Rancid Eggs for Easter. Delve into our orgy of chocolate and bunnies, celebrating what Easter is really about... copious amounts of gore, excess, and humping, glorious, glorious humping. We promise you won’t be disappointed. So stick on a smile, smear that chocolate on your genitals, and prepare to have your mind blown and pants destroyed. Welcome to Rancid Eggs: Bite-sized Horror for Easter. -COMING SOON! . . #RancidEggs #horror #festivehorror #badeggs #horrorgram #itshorrortime #easterbunny #badrabbit #pippabailey #mykpilgrim #pugnaciouspress https://www.instagram.com/mykpilgrimauthor/p/Bv-IMNVlkf0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=ao1x9g2g2hht

If you prefer a little blood in your stockings during the festive season - might I suggest you check out #BloodyStockings Mybook.to/Bloodystockings it's full of tasteless horror tales and vulgar adverts guaranteed to add some good 'ol fashioned humbuggery to your holiday. . . #horror #festivehorror #secondmostwonderfultimeoftheyear #eggnog #humbug #humbuggery https://www.instagram.com/p/Brmk9pLl0IJ/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=2348fh6yh4be

⛄Yule is somehow a far more sinister time, and in #BloodyStockings, the chill has fully set in. Between these blood soaked pages you'll 🎄find murderous carollers, 🎄a less than conventional advent calendar, 🎄hobos that smell like seasonal cake, 🎄dodgy gifts from Uncle Nelson, 🎄lonely snowmen, 🎄what lurks in the spaces between the tolling of the church bells, 🎄flaming turkeys, 🎄humbugs looking for a place to nest, 🎄and an Elvis impersonator with a wardrobe malfunction to end all wardrobe malfunctions. mybook.to/Bloodystockings . . #secondmostwonderfultimeoftheyear #bloodystockings #festivehorror #xmas #humbuggery #humbug #LGBT #isawdaddykissingsantaclaus #isawmommykissingsantaclaus #happyholidays https://www.instagram.com/p/BrTdbH3gCdI/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1xcy3xugko7fg

Watching: A Christmas Horror Story on #Netflix #instant! #horror #horrormovie #festivehorror #horrorholidays #horrorgram #instahorror #horrorfan

Watching: Red Christmas in #netflix #instant!🎅 #horror #horrormovie #horrorstreaming #festivehorror #christmashorror #instahorror #horrorgram