#fern returns

Tim and Alex are always telling me not to go to film school, and Alex yells every time we see a dog (unclear why...)

Eyes (our EJ fictive) always tells me "meat is meat" which I'm aware is a quote from TMA and not directly related to his source, but I'm fairly certain he's condoning cannibalism.

Toby, Alice, and Leo (our Ticci Toby fictives) have varying degrees of intense fear/hatred of cars, and on the other axis of the graph they have varying degrees of love for waffles (that second point is seemingly entirely unrelated to their source so honestly idfk)

Circus (our LJ fictive) will literally only eat candy. like... he's worse than our littles in terms of eating habits. also I'm pretty sure I heard him say murder is okay as long as it's not on christmas one time.

Brian is very adamant that we never go up anywhere that is high enough to kill us if we fall, and he is the most willing of all of us to take our meds (almost concerningly so, honestly... we decided to switch to bubble packs instead of bottles for this reason...)

Jeff has stabbed several of us in headspace. on numerous occasions. I don't think I need to elaborate on that.

Liu is... actually surprisingly chill? which is weird? although sometimes he just sort of stares at me like he wants to kill me so idk.

Cody explicitly told me that if he ever got his hands on the right chemicals, he absolutely would make piranha solution. he also keeps going on about something called sarin. unsure if I should be worried.

Jane and Kate are both fully insane I think, honestly. pretty sure if they fronted together they'd end up killing someone for real. not even out of anger, just... for fun. fucked up.

Smile and Grin (our Smile Dog and Grinny Cat fictives) scare me. for obvious reasons. seriously, those two are deeply unsettling.

Ben, much to Jon's dismay, has expressed a desire to put our consciousnesses into a computer. because glitch is... fully convinced glitch belongs in a machine.