#fenrixion

Middle name… which one

I have my English middle name which is Ophelia, my confirmation name which is Theresa (spelt like that yeah…) and my Chinese name which is now my legal middle name. 

Oh dear. I’ll just go with my 4 capped boys. Because one of my two active girls is blind and the other is underage you sick fricker.

Serrak: He stumbled across one when he was cleaning out guild storage once. He looked, he appreciated the bods, he could imagine them in 3D and he appreciated those mental images. He did not get turned on. He wondered why people would bother getting magazines when there are literally a whole town of baras for eyecandy. Maybe he’s biased.

Tuyah: He has a stash. On the nights when he’s broke he looks through them. The part of him that isn’t overtaken by the pathetic feeling of loneliness wonders if he can pawn some off for a real woman. 

Kaigas: He tried sourcing some out for his brother once. He has no idea why people get them - they’re just human bodies. You’d think something like that would make him realise he’s asexual, but he missed it, somehow. 

Fen and I run a lot of DF together, and we have multiple pairs that we go with. When we were on her Inqui and my Destroyer, We were talking about how they'd have decided to go together in canon, and... this happened.

Wait how'd this turn out to be an all-male cast--

Yeah... those two are pretty much the manwhores of the guild. 

I’m already on the way to becoming this. HELL NO I’M NUB PL0X

Some derp from my derp brain. 

Headcanon is that Serrak doesn't really do the touchy-feely stuff and doesn't actually know how to do it. Also I realised a while back in game if I get him to stand reeeeeaaaally close to Ferrlyn and use the disagree gesture, he can rub her face / the back of her head. 

That's probably as close to a pat as he can manage. 

I need to level my acrobat they are so cute why argh.