Dick LOVES Claire; he sees that woman as a second mother. Claire listened to him, played with him, gave him advice, and told him stories about her culture and planet.

Dick wanted Claire as his mother. He NEEDED Bruce to put a beautiful, elegant ring of at least 20 carats of gold and diamonds on that finger and to give him his traditional, PAN-affiliated family.

BUT THE BAT DIDN'T DO IT!

He said stupid things about them just being coworkers, just friends, what-not, and what-not.

And that's how Dick couldn't have his family consisting of a mom and a dad. All he had to do was put up with a neurotic idiot.

Okay, since no one's doing it, I'll do it myself!

Clark Kent. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, give me a beautiful and intelligent woman capable of putting the world under her control, but who prefers saving cats and taking care of this planet.

But she shouldn't be a copy and paste of the typical Mary Sue, no! Claire Kent is sweet, absent-minded, and above all, INTELLIGENT! The woman caught Luthor's attention by solving quantum physics equations almost with her eyes closed. That kind of woman. I don't know.

Physically? Beautiful, dear. Beautiful in what sense? Thick, tall, with thick thighs and arms and muscles defined by hard work on the farm. You know what? If Clark Kent fell in Kansas, let Claire or Clarisse Kent fall in Texas and be a cowgirl with a kind heart and quick wit. For fights and cases. For love, she's the most absent-minded.

That one day Lois wins a bet and has the privilege of dressing her. Goodbye to those hideous pants and shirts!! Hello pleated skirts and tight shirts!! Show off those toned pounds! Baby, dazzle and get the exclusive, no one's going to say anything to you, cowboy!!

Bruce needs an electric shock to make him react; the poor man is thirsty, extremely thirsty for the woman with the beautiful smile who calls him "city dweller" and "honey" at times.

Imagine! FemSuperman would be the opposite of Bruce's usual tastes. No criminal record (she does have one, but it's never been revealed. Nor has she been arrested), calm, loving, unafraid of affection. She doesn't know how to flirt and has him drooling with smiles and kind words. While she's much stronger than him, she prefers to work together. She takes care of people and is a hero. Basically, the exact opposite of Talia and Selina.

He's no longer Clark, he's not worthy, or he must fight for Bruce's love.