#felt wrong

btw did you know white lips and a big tongue are considered life threatening enough to actually get nurses to stab you with an epi pen before even seeing to a guy who walks in before me, bleeding and stuck through with a chunk of rebar? like damn?? i can wait??? take care of rebar guy????? all i did was eat a fuckin pop tart with dairy in it. this is my own stupidity. rebar guy like fell or something (i was too busy groaning because epi pens hurt like a bitch) which seems far more crucial than "local 30 year old eats wrong thing" tbh. like yeah yeah anaphylaxis can kill but this man was perioding out his stomach

average hatchetfield resident remarries 5 tims a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average hatchetfield resident remarries 0 times per year. Sheila Georg, who lives in 13 conifer lane and remarries over 50 each year, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

remember in qoaad when jace had a beard. I didn’t like that

thinking ab deanjo and the idealized version that exists in my head is that the two of them have zero romantic interest in each other and they both know that they’d be fucked up as a couple and hunting has obviously given them some hang ups about actually dating people but there’s some fun sexual tension and they both love flirting so the push/pull of pursuing and denying each other’s advances becomes a way to show that they care about each other without the expectation of anything ever happening

carmen tricked me into complimenting her halsey hoodie by looking cute in it