I missed so many inktober because of midterm so have this while I wait for my program to download so i can finally finish my midtest... I might swing back to the object head inktober when im feelin more up to it.. or have time to

in the mean time,

   [ This recording took place before the last human fall ]

   “You are now the new captain guard of Snowdin! What are your policy on humans and how to handle them?”

   *leans to mic* I don’t fucking care. There’s more important shit to handle in this forsaken place than those... humans. Like that people throwing trash on the street like the iDIOIT OVER THERE!! YEAH I SAW YOU NOW PICK THAT SHIT UP!

   “B-but the Queen already got 6 human souls! The last human could fall anytime soon--”

   Then when they do, they better be dead from the fall. ....we need new human corpse in the forest anyway. The old ones starting to get boring to look at.

[ The rest of the interview revolve on more technical stuff ]

[ This recording took place after the human has fallen. ]

“So, Mr. Gaster, the news has broke out that a human has finally fallen here and SURVIVED long enough to reach Hotland! And people starting to make a rumor that you, as the captain of Snowdin guards, has failed miserably and let them lived!! Possibly bringing the end of Underground as we know it!! What’s you’re reaction to this rumors?”

I did.

*audible gasp* “What?! I mean, Why.. did you even consider such a drastic action, Mr. Gaster?”

I have confronted them, evaluate them, and I don’t find a good reason to kill them.

“B-but bUT THIS IS A HUMAN! We can’t just let a HUMAN wonder around Underground! You should’ve captured them and bring them to Queen Toriel!“

Look. I’ve kept an eye on them ever since they got here, and so far they haven’t done any harm to anyone. I don’t see a reason I should capture this human.

“But the SOUL! WE NEED THEIR SOUL TO BREAK THE BARRIER!!”

*shrugs* Guess you’ll just have to wait for another one. Now if you excuse me, I have a certain runt to help finish a puzzle

“A wha--” “where? where did he go? uh um well that’s.. the end of our interview for the time being! Back to you NTT”