#felix serrano

🍀Felix Serrano AKA 🧑‍🎤Priam Sapphire🧑‍🎤 (a stage name, not an alias. He goes by Felix p much everywhere else)

🍀He's a he/they, but goes primarily by he/him

🍀A 😏smuggler and a fence😏, and is one of Nureyev's "friends"

🍀He's from Earth! He ran away when he was 16 and has lived most of his adult life on Mars

🍀His fave food is anything with a lot of garlic in it.

🍀His biggest insecurity is that he has none he's perfect (he's actually an 😬Anxious Mess😬 actually about everything)

🍀Its not super original, but he worked at the Vixen Valley where he went by Priam Sapphire, and his "act" was doing some lounge singing.

🍀He had some bigger acts, but he already had an attitude and Vicky didn't want him to get an even bigger ego.

🍀Joke's on her, his ego's huge

*This section goes more into Felix's relationship with our main duo, and how he fits into the Junoverse as a side character in their story for the Soulmate AU.

*I will attempt to not say too many spoilers about the Soulmate AU though.

🍀Felix knows Juno from when Juno worked for Vicky.

🍀They became fast friends bc [Soulmate AU Spoilers].

🍀They had a semi-fwb deal, 100% platonic.

🍀Even if Juno didn't have a soulmate, Felix is Too Much for him [muffled sound of Liability by Lorde playing in the distance].

Quick adjustment to canon lore for the AU:

✨Nureyev had been working with Vicky to fence his stolen shit for a WHILE, even before he was working for Miasma.

✨Nureyev primarily went by Christopher Morales when working with Vicky

✨Vicky gets a bit 👀 about the kind of shit "Morales" is bringing all the time and starts making noise about wanting to "keep him around" and putting some pressure on him to sign on.

🍀Back to Felix!!🍀

🍀Felix is brought in to consult with "Morales" bc Felix specializes in smuggling and all the trappings (forging documents, certificates of authenticity, ownership, etc).

🍀Nureyev starts working with Felix privately, under the table and such.

🍀They strike up a friendship from there.

🍀Things stay 100% platonic between them.

🍀At the time, Felix actually liked his job as a Vixen, so he keeps it profesh with "Morales" as long as he works there.

🍀After he leaves the Valley tho 😏(/hj)

🍀After the mess with Ingrid Lake, and Juno and "Morales" disappearing right after, Felix starts preparing to "quit."

🍀Felix has never written a letter of resignation in his LIFE and he's not about to start now. He just steals a bunch of shit and money and disappears.

🍀Felix and Nureyev reconnect post-FRP. Can't talk much about that bc of [Soulmate Au Spoilers].

🍀Felix is the same age as Nureyev, me thinks. At first I was thinking younger, but I like him being between 36 and 38.

🍀75% of Felix's wardrobe is jorts.

🍀The remaining 25% is made up of shoes, shirts, and a couple dresses.

🍀He collects rompers which he rarely actually wears.

🍀Felix only kept two of the dresses he wore as a Vixen after he left.

🍀Saw a commercial once that depicted the classic House Spouse and he will not shut up about That.

🍀Has no real interest in being married (read: allergic to commitment), but is INSISTENT that he would be the perfect husband.

Scenario 1:

🍀: I would make SUCH a good husband. 🔪: [used to this convo] Of course you would 😑 🍀: Like an AMAZING husband. I'm cute! I can be nice, mostly, when I wanna! 🔪: I think there's more to being a husband than that... 🍀: How the fuck would YOU know? 🔪: Fair point...

Scenario 2:

[After a heist where they fleeced a super rich idiot and his sugar baby turned trophy spouse] 🍀, with a sad face: [sighs heavily] 🕵️: you're thinking about-- 🍀: [melodramatically] how amazing i would be as a trophy husband, yes Juno, I am!

🔪😼BASTARD🔪😼 FACTS ABOUT 🍀FELIX🍀

🍀Felix has a lot of attitude to cover up a lot of anxiety.

🍀He is bitchy out loud, and 99.9% of the time he's being catty as hell, too.

🍀He tends to be a "Bitch about it first, solve it never" type of person, which is often infuriating for people around him.

🍀He's a Bit Much.

🍀Felix and Juno have the sort of relationship that goes one of two ways at any given moment when they run into each other.

Scenario 1:

🍀: Hey Juno! Didja miss me? 🕵️: [flatly] Like a toothache... 🍀: So you DID miss me.

Scenario 2:

🕵️: Felix? Yeah, we go way back. 🍀: I have never seen this beautiful lady in my entire life. 🕵️: What. 🍀: SECURITY!

🍀Felix is a closer friend to Nureyev. Does NOT know his real name, is a WEE bit petty about it, but not TOO petty about it.

🍀Knew Nureyev as "Christopher Morales" for most of their acquaintance, so he calls Nureyev "Chris" when he's annoyed at him.