#felching.

Imagine being caught in a love triangle with Mick and Pnub.  

You couldn’t decide who you liked better when all three of you were alive. Their murders, you thought glumly, at least meant you were free from a decision that would break someone’s heart. Now, with the two boys undead thanks to Anton’s possessed hand, it looked like you were back at square one. 

“How about this: we both pork you,” suggested Pnub. 

Mick caught on. “And see who you like best.” 

They nodded at the sound logic of their request. You opened your mouth to say that might not be the best option, but… zombie threesome. You gave them a thumb’s up. 

“Sweet,” said Mick. “I call vag.” 

Pnub grimaced. 

“What?” 

“Dude, I wanted to eat her out first,” complained Pnub.