#fedoras

"TOUGH on the job.. SMART off the job"

Nothing says "ready for a productive day at the plant" quite like marching in a synchronized triple-threat formation while wearing a crisp fedora. These guys aren't just going to work; they are a localized industrial parade. The ad promises these clothes are "Fit-Perfected," which is 1950s marketing-speak for "your pants will be stiff enough to stand up on their own." It’s a fascinating look at a time when the "business casual" transition meant swapping your hard hat for a slightly different, more aerodynamic hat for the commute home.

Flash Comics #47, November 1943. Sheldon Moldoff cover pencils & inks.

Counting the driver, there were four men in the car with Hagen. They put him in the back seat, in the middle of the two men who had come up behind him in the street. Sollozzo sat up front. The man on Hagen’s right reached over across his body and tilted Hagen’s hat over his eyes so that he could not see. “Don’t even move your pinkie,” he said.

I got the chicken fidget spinner for the sole reason that it had the exact dimensions of poultry man's head. Then I decided to make an origami fedora for it at like 3 am and then took 2 months to finally post about it. Anyway, here is the video tutorial I followed to make the fedora:

Hai~

Um, so... Do you think if Taylor was born a boy he would unironically wear a fedora?

If so I think his bullies would've been justified, tbh.