SHINee Feature Track Smackdown - Feature Spotlight
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PART TWO!!
Hello, loves!! My name is Jace (aka Felicity B), and I owe you guys an explanation. Not only is this late, but it's not the FSL I promised y'all. If you saw my Twitter Thread last night, then you'd know that this week was just Bad Timing™ (along with the poorest of time management) personified. I started feelin' my oats a little *too* much, and decided that I should two reviews for next week (which are done, they just need to be edited and have gifs added), not grasping that I had about 30 videos sitting in the playlist for the last RRU to review. And on top of that, I picked out the songs for the Contemporary ver.2 FSL that was supposed to happen today (well, yesterday), but just didn't have the energy to arrange them in a playlist. And because the universe loves to fuck with me, I had work on Thursday and Friday, so by the time I got home, I just did not feel like doing anything.
Suffice to say that this week was some Grade A Bullshit™.
But today is a new day, and this is not my usual Feature Spotlight!! This was something I was gonna put out after I finished the SHINee Era Spotlights series (not immediately, but sometime in the next couple of months), but since I needed something for this week, I guess we're doing it now.
Today, we'll be counting down my top ten favorite SHINee feature tracks!! And I use "top ten" very loosely here; this ordering, outside of the top three, changes around based on my musical mood of the moment. But I did want to spotlight my favorite SHINee feature tracks, so here they are!!
10. Ring Ding Dong
Ring Ding Dong is the type of song that you either love, or can't listen to without laughing your ass off. I know the first time I listened to it, I cackled like a banshee.
Am still prone to cackle as I listen, but that's because this song just makes me so happy.
But Ring Ding Dong, like much of the K-Pop songs that were trending at the time, grows on you. There's an element of seriousness here that makes this song come of as ridiculous, but that's part of the fun. Ring Ding Dong is fairly self-aware, sis; it knows it's being way more serious and over the top than it truly needs to be, but she's a lil shameless (like me!!). And let's be real - we all need a song like this in our lives. Something that's Really Freaking Good™, but also Really Freaking Silly™.
9. Married to the Music
SHE'S FUNKY!!
Married to the Music came after a period of SHINee's career where they did some very serious experimentation with their sound. SHINee has never really stuck to one particular sound in career, but we all know that don't nobody do RnB n Funk in K-Pop quite like the SHINee Five™. Your faves wished they could lace a RnB beat with the hot fire that SHINee does, but that's neither here nor there. My point is that Married to the Music was a reassurance; it was SHINee letting us know that even though they've driven farther left field than they've ever gone with Odd (they drove right off a damn cliff, girl), that they haven't lost their magic touch.
They can still have us all bald and crying to a Funk soundtrack like it's nothing.
Simply put, Married to the Music is just SHINee doing SHINee, sis. This is SHINee on autopilot, and I'd be saying that with derision if this was any other group, but SHINee has never given less than 100%. It's beautiful.
8. 1of1
I really need to know why SM took so long to come through with the New Jack Swing. SHINee have all our faves habitually pressed that they'll never do RnB n Funk as well as the SHINee Five™ since debut, Odd showed that these boys do Deep House amazing, and there's honestly something so fucking '90s about SHINee. About all of SM's boy bands, tbh. But I just need to know why I had to wait almost four years for a New Jack Swing track, and how much I'll be paid in emotional damages. Thank you!!
1of1 is magical, folks. 1of1 is Unapologetic Joy™ in a song, ladies. 1of1 is backed by a 100% money back guarantee!! You'll definitely feel better after listening to this song, and if you don't, its because you don't like New Jack Swing.
Which is fine!! I don't know what it's like to hate everything good in this world, but do you, boo!!
Joking aside, I knew SHINee weren't gonna let me down with 1of1. I knew, in my soul, that they were gonna give me hotness. And they DELIVERT!! I don't know what else to say, guys. SHINee fucking delivered with 1of1. This song makes me wanna cry with how good it is, sometimes.
I might even be bold enough to play 1of1 at the cookout one good time. Now that's true love, folks.
7. View
I don't know why SHINee doing Deep House was such a strange concept to me. Like I said above, SHINee practically embody the '90s, and Deep House (along with New Jack Swing) encompass '90s music to a T. There was just something so alien about the idea, because it was just so new. Deep House isn't a genre I'd heard in K-Pop before View (still isn't something I hear a lot of), so I suppose I just didn't have any basis for it.
But chile... Never let a bitch doubt that SHINee will deliver hotness. They'll snatch your whole ass family as restitution.
View was very new for SHINee, but these niggas really dropped that shit on us like they'd been doin' Deep House their entire career. What's an RnB?!?!!? Who is Funk?!?!?! Ain't that the name of a dish detergent!?!?!?! That was SHINee unleashing View on our asses.
Girl, I half expected Kibum to start voguing on my ass!! That's how well they bodied View. And that's what I love the most about SHINee - their commitment to their craft. They don't E V A H deliver anything less than 100%. It's just not in their blood. They are physically incapable. If post-2014 K-Pop wasn't all about them production values, I'm sure I'd fool people into thinking View was made in 1996. She's that powerful, sis.
6. Why So Serious
Somebody's going to mad this is on this list. But their wig is dusty, so a bitch doesn't give a fuck.
Why So Serious divided Shawols right down the middle, babies. 2013 must have been the Year of the Troll, because SM did this shit to EXO with Wolf and to SNSD with I Got A Boy, too. Had everybody's fandoms mad as hell at this foolery!! Why So Serious didn't just take the cake, tho; she bought the cake, and then stole it from ha own house. So many people outright H A T E D this song, and I really can't blame them. To this day, there are still parts of this song that make me go ???.
But guess who's triflin' ass still plays this shit like she'd die if she didn't?!?!?!
Why So Serious takes SHINee's Funk sensibilities and marries them to a musical theater backdrop. And that's exactly why I love ha. The song does too fuckin' much with all the electric guitars, MIDI horns, and random as fuck all key changes, but I would absolutely love to see this performed as a big opening number in a Broadway show. I don't even know what this hypothetical musical would be about, I know just I want SHINee, surrounded by 50 chorus members and backup dancers, performing the absolute shit out of Why So Serious. Y'all can't tell me that wouldn't be epic.
5. Dream Girl
2013, along with being Year of the Troll, was also Year of the Bop. A lot of people hated K-Pop that year because of the rampant musical experimentation, but 2013 yielded quite a few of my favorite K-Pop songs. One of which is Dream Girl.
Dream Girl was interesting, because it took SHINee's Funk sensibilities and married them to an EDM backdrop (quite like what Why So Serious did, except more mainstream). And granted, that's a sound we've heard quite a bit in western pop around 2009-2011, but a bitch does not care!! She don't!! Dream Girl is musical crack!!
Dream Girl is the type of song you play to get a party jump started. Dream Girl is the type of song people go crazy watching live, because the energy is just amazing. Dream Girl is an example of taking a formula that works, and improving upon on it. You're staying in your lane, but you upgraded from a Honda to a Lexus, boo boo!! We appreciate!!
Especially the fucking bridge. What is it about 7th chords that make them produce the Happy Brain Tingles™?!?!?! I'd write whole ass songs with chord progressions that consist of the just 7th chords, because they sound so freaking good!! And y'all can talk crap about my mans, Choi Minho, all you want, but his voice is Magical™.
#AppreciateAllBaritones
4. Lucifer
Oh Lucifer...
See, we knew SHINee was That Group™ before Lucifer, because they blasted onto the scene with amazing sync and nothin' but Bops™. But Lucifer was the confirmation, sis. Lucifer was SHINee tellin' our faves to bow down. Lucifer was the beginning of The SHINee Takeover™.
Lucifer, like Ring Ding Dong, is an electro song takes itself very seriously. But that's where the similarities end. Lucifer is all business, but that's okay - you and your wig are still blown away. This song must be ridiculously fun to perform, because a) absolutely N O O N E was ready for that choreography and b) the chorus harmonies makes a bitch feel like she's flying.
Said harmonies are covered in so much autotune, a bitch feels like she's choking on that shit, but Lord knows that foolery is just a style choice. No one could escape being autotuned to death in K-Pop circa 2009 - 2012, but SHINee don't need no autotune for no damn harmonies!!
Lucifer is just a damn good song, y'all. I wouldn't describe this as fun, like I would Ring Ding Dong or Dream Girl, but catch me playin' this right after Ring Ding Dong at my next party.
3. Love Like Oxygen
Gurl... The first time I heard Love Like Oxygen, I whole ass screamed. I knew SHINee were no stranger to some MJ style Funk, but they whole ass snatched that man's weave right out his grave!!
Disrespectful!!
Love Like Oxygen is the second half of SHINee's origin story, kids. I'm always talmbout how they're the K-Pop Kings of Funk, and Love Like Oxygen is how the title was bestowed upon them. There's nothing else for me say. Love Like Oxygen, like Replay and RnB, is the first of many Funk songs in SHINee's discography that me shakin' and cryin' for more.
2. Sherlock (Clue+Note)
Oh look, it's my first SHINee song!! Well, first SHINee song as a K-Pop fan.
BUT THAT'S IRRELEVANT!! SHERLOCK IS MY FIRST ~OFFICIAL~ SHINEE SONG!!
Sherlock is that MJ style Funk, again. Y'all can be mad as hell at me for always bringing it up, but sis... She's a '90s Gay!! MJ (and Funk, in general) were a major part of my childhood; Funk and RnB songs are always gonna stand out to me. Hell, there were the reason I stayed bein' a K-Pop fan. But anyway, Sherlock is that MJ style Funk, but with a far more aggressive pulse. She's another song for the party playlists, babies. She's not gonna get your party hoppin' like Lucifer or Ring Ding Dong would, but she'll keep the dance floor busy.
At release, SM described Sherlock as a ~hybrid remix~ (basically their fancy way of saying a mashup) of the songs Clue and Note (Hence the Clue+Note in the title). And while Sherlock is indeed a mashup, neither Clue nor Note stand on their own. I definitely commend SM for attempting something new, but this mashup (sorry, hybrid remix) business definitely fell flat for me.
1. Replay
Yes babies, she's gonna be That Bitch™, today.
Replay, the first half of SHINee's origin story (aka debut), is *my* favorite SHINee feature track, because I just really love this style of RnB. That's it, sis. I mean, SHINee's swagger also makes the song (along with their harmonies, albeit a little underdeveloped at that point), but it all comes back to the song. Replay is a fuckin' bop. Replay isn't gonna be lightin' up anybody's party, but she's fun and that's all I need her to be.
Replay also reminds me of the era of K-Pop when everyone wasn't always focused on doing a shit ton of variety and reality shows. Because sis, I swear fandom cares more about that than the actual musical output of faves these days. And I mean, there's nothing wrong with liking content from your faves, but... Why are they a K-Pop group if they don't release music?!?!? Or rather, their focus isn't to release music.
Alright babies, that's it for this week's Feature Spotlight!! I will most definitely have the Contemporary ver.2 Era Feature Spotlight up for you guys next Friday at 6pm EST, along with my double review on Monday, and my Review Roundup on Wednesday at 6pm!! Once again, I'm so so S O sorry that this was not only delayed but also not what I promised, but I will do better next week.
Love, you guys!!









