#fdkz

Operator: 911 what's your emergency?

Kazemaru: I did something baaad.

Operator: Is anyone hurt?

Kazemaru: I kissed somebody else. (BURPS) I kissed somebody else, I don't even knooow him!

Operator: Is this an emergency?

Fudou: Kazemaru! Why are you on the ground?

Operator: Sir Can you hear me?

Kazemaru: Fudooou I'm sorry!

Fudou: What happened?

Operator: Sir...

Kazemaru: I kiiiissed somebody

Fudou: Oh no!! Why did you do that Kazemaru?!

Kazemaru: Because I'm afraid I'm gonna screw it up cuz I'm a screw-up!

Fudou: No, you're not a screw-up, okay? I screw up all the time!

Operator: Sir...

Fudou: God it hurts but I forgive you! I love you!

Kazemaru: Oh my goood Fudou I love yoOooUuu!

Fudou: Kazemaruu! Will you marry me?

Operator: Oh, wow

Kazemaru: YES! OH MY- (VOMITING)

Operator: ...

Operator: Uh, congratulations... goodbye.