#fcbc2015

*this set goes back as far as WQ13 and contains some from Spring Break '13, too...it's all mashed up.

Greg: Papas fritas! Kyra: Does that mean good luck?

Greg: What'd you have at the DC? Kyra: Salad pasta. Greg: ...salad pasta?  Salad with pasta? Caleb: I think she means pasta salad.

Elaine to Caleb: Guess what I had for breakfast! A chocolate chip cookie!

Kyra to Elaine: What happened to your hand?!  Did you get into a fight?

Jon: I'll give you a cookie if you pass. Kyra: I'll make my own cookie.

Kyra: It's like there's no one here. Greg: It's a Friday before a long weekend... Kyra: People like Justin Leung already went home.

Frank: I don't like air freshener.  It just covers what's underneath.  Just like makeup.

Frank: Maybe I'll just start using body spray.  But then I might as well use Febreeze.  Same concept.

Tiffany Lee: I don't understand sports. Linda: I don't understand sports either.  I think fries are more interesting.

Greg: What's "desiccation"? Kyra: ...something bad.  They die?

Greg: Muffins are just ugly cupcakes. Greg puts a grape on the muffin. Kyra: Ooohhh it's pretty now!  It's a cupcake!

Anne to Darren on pant waist size: What are you, 26??

Kyra? (not sure on this one): Did you know I set off the fire alarm preheating the oven on Saturday? Greg?: How?! Kyra?: My housemate's wok was still in the oven.  It turned black.  And then the owner of the wok was laughing so hard because I wasn't even cooking yet.

Potluck with Linda, Alex, Seojung, Tessa, and Allison Linda: ...now I have to actually do laundry.  I was trying to avoid laundry this week.

Alex, reaching for the salad bowl: I'm so full............

Alex: That was my tombstone problem. Linda: Your tombstone problem?! Alex: Yeah, the (exam) problem I drew a tombstone on.

Linda: What is this?? Seojung and Alex: Fish cake! Allison to Alex: I'm surprised you knew and Linda didn't. Alex: I'm Asian. Greg: So is Linda!

Seojung: I ate like three quarts of ice craem last finals week.  I just went to Safeway and it was $2!  And I was like, "Okay, if you insist!"

Tessa: It's so hard when the good stuff is on sale like cookies...

Linda: When you get pimples...you know it's not fruit.

Alex: I can't eat anymore. Tessa: I don't know why I'm putting more on my plate.

Alex: I like washing dishes now.  Because you work so hard and you can see the results.  Unlike school.

At the Lishie House Elaine: You're going to the gym with Connie?! Steph: Yeah!  You wanna come?? Elaine: ....noooo.

Steph: You sounded so excited! Elaine: Noo...I don't want to go, I want you to stay!

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Dorcas: Dude, I have to read 8 chapters and I only read 2 pages in the last hour.......

Post-finals/Spring Break Erik, during BANG to May-May about Jon: I advise you to shoot him.

Jkwon: Is it Salsabury steak? Greg: You mean Salisbury steak?

Spring Break, FCBC grade: Someone to Elaine Chang: How do you know it was spiked? Nathaniel Tomo, without missing a beat: 'Cause she got drunk after.

Joy: I had to bribe her with my high school friends. Cindy: Yeah, it's true.

Amy Kwong: Say no to drugs. Greg, without missing a beat: I already did that when you offered me your (candy) pills in the sanctuary.

Amy: Wait, I have a creeper story but I'm the creeper.