Never Have I Ever
Day 4; free day
(Mature, alcohol mention of sex)
Theyâve been able to relax a bit for once. They were still in Wildâs Hyrule, they already dealt with an infected Lynel herd with minimal injuries, and they were relaxing in the Lookout Landing underground, enjoying some drinks, except Time, who was having milk for some reason?
Wind was happy to being left alone for his drinking, not even needing to secretly spike his drink with one of his rum flasks, Wars for once not trying to confiscate his booze. He really felt like he needed it.
He caught Twilight and Wild⊠well, doing something he hoped heâd never see them doing. He kinda suspected something between them, and heâs happy for them, but he really wants to erase the image of them both, probably naked in a pool, swapping sailors' tales, as Tetra would have called it. His granny would call what they were doing making love. Although from context heâs heard, thatâs not quite the right term.
Point was, Wind really wanted to forget that he saw that. Itâs enough for him to know theyâre happy together, but by the gods, spirits, and Dinâs tits why did he have to see it?! Alas, the image seems burned into his brain no matter how much of his rum he chugged straight after. He tried.
But⊠he doesnât have to be the only one to suffer. Wind grinned at his realization. He looked around, judging the groupâs drunkenness. Theyâd been drinking for a few hours already. A few even looked bored. Perfect.
âHey guys, why donât we play a game?â Wind suggested.
âWhat did you have in mind?â Wars took the bait.
âNever have I ever, you say something, and if anyone has done it, they drink.â Wind explains.
âI thought it was something you havenât done, specifically?â Legend corrected. Wind shrugged.
âNormally yeah, but I think itâll be more fun if we can say things we have also done.â
âAlso, more drinking.â Time contributed.
âFair enough, Iâm game.â Legend shrugged. The others agreed soon after.
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