#fbku

in which spin is late to the party but shhh better late than never, my dudes (also, spoiler warning if you haven’t been spoiled or watched already! and also? warning for simping. LOTS of simping.) 

grandmother: “haru-san, thank you for taking good care of daisuke” WOOH obaasan knows what is UPPPP

YESS GRANDMA CALL HIM OUT NO HARU it’s ok daisuke san is a grade A jerk you don’t need to coddle the man

grandma: DAISUKE-SAN wtf i trembled

that narrowed-eyes though “i lOoK forWArd to Ur CoaCHING” what sort of coaching are you talking about hmmmmmm 👀👀👀👀 this line is gonna get used in a smutty fanfic somewhere i’m calling it

wow it rly be like, haru: make sure to refrain from any actions that would trouble your coworkers daisuke: MAKE 👏 SURE TO 💦💰 REFRAIN FROM 👩 ANY 💦 ACTIONS THAT WOULD 😂 TROUBLE YOUR 🅱😡 COWORKERS 👴🖕 meanwhile suzue watches this play out with that face of hers lmao 

oh god all this happened before the opening song this does not bode well for the length of this post lmaoooo wait. wait they changed parts of the op. subtle differences. but i notice. i notice them. i am a simp i see these things

aww haru offering his neighbor sushi warmed the cockles of my heart

has anybody ever said that the background sounds of fkbu are very immersive? because dang I felt like i were in a bullet train, sitting right there... next to haru... absorbing his kindness, his food, his gift 🥺 and honestly? that red haired kid is such a little punk i’d never do that to haru katou godDAMN it child

oh nuts not those little bitches and their red haired gang leader again, why all these anime ginger men be so rude??

haru rly just said PARKOUR in that flashback and omg haru in that black suit oh MY oh god he’s gonna have nightmares... damn this was a whiplash

“The sinews of war are infinite money” -- Sun Tzu, Art of War no im jk pls i want daisuke to speak this from his lips. Cloverworks, pls manifest pls

honestly? daisuke stopping and offering to give haru his overkill expensive weaponry after haru screams “stop!” a second time is SUCH a delicious trope, the shippers are very well fed 🙏 we thank you, cloverworks

YES TWO DETECTIVE PARTNERS BREAK THE LAW BREAK THE LAW BREAK THE LAW

i can’t be the only person who cringed when the kidnapper grabbed the camera with his entire goddamn hand like... how many finger smudges do you want on your lens bruh? it does not bode well for the start of your youtube career

i have a theory that fugou keiji’s directors utilise jazz music to signal to fans that we should activate our daisuke simp, it’s very considerate of them

“Reimburse all damages at double the cost” somebody pick me up with this line, it’s the sexiest line of the year

actually, haru giving directions to HEUSC right in front of daisuke might be a strong contestant to the above statement

daisuke: * kicks down door * me: no, daisuke, kick me

old lady, please do not talk about the farewell concert in the middle of a high stakes hostage what... what are they doing

WHAT KIND OF FEVER DREAM IS THIS

WHAT OH MY GOD GINGER YOUTUBER IS BIG BRAIN

daisuke stepping in between haru and a gun pointed at him.... my fan fiction dreams, they are coming true

aw, haru :,) u deserve all that validation, old man

dear cloverworks marketing team, i would be willing to purchase a poster of daisuke kambe backlit by the sunset in a train

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: 富豪刑事 Balance:UNLIMITED | Fugou Keiji: Balance:Unlimited (Anime) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Kambe Daisuke/Katou Haru Additional Tags: Future Fic, the ups and downs of married life, Lover's Quarrel, Moving In Together, Anxiety, 5 Times, Scary Protective Daisuke, Emotionally Intelligent Katou Haru, they're soulmates your honor, Implied/Mentioned Violence Because Detectives Summary:

Married life is nothing like the movies.

Sometimes you laugh, sometimes you fight, sometimes one of you gets kidnapped.

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