#fbfree

So I deactivated my FB because I don't use it, and my phone is broken so I can't use Twitter. Also, no one on my "friends" list use Tumblr, except for the 1% who is actually really amazing people. Here is my experience:

Phase one of hiding in plain site; day 5 they still think something is wrong with me because I don't have a FB account. Day 10. Relatives and friends are in a frenzy because my status' are no longer going to be liked.

Phase two of spending more physical time with family; Day 15. They have lost all hope and has filed a missing person's report because they cannot tag me in a photo from last weeks family reunion.

Day 16. I am no longer considered family because I wasn't online to accept the family tree request.

Day 29. It is my birthday and I have received countless verbal criticism for not having a FB account, so they can send me a "Happy Birthday" comment.