#fawnbrother

Atlas u just asked me to write a fuckin novel :o

So Roxene and Kaidan hook up in ME1 and continue the relationship - fairly discreetly, considering chain of command ookiness - through Roxy’s death in ME2. I have to mentally rewrite most of the stuff with Kaidan in the sequels because god knows nobody cared whether or not he and Ash were in character but it still hits the major beats. Kaidan is distressed he has to process her sudden Cerberus-funded resurrection, Roxy is distressed he’s distressed, things are said, she takes it as a breakup. Starts getting intimate with Thane who, as previously stated, is kind of her brand.

It gets, uh, kind of hilariously awkward in ME3 when her ex and current bf are both chilling long-term in the hospital with nothing to do. They know it, they both know they know it, Roxy visits them both every chance she gets. They’re adults! They can handle this like adults! They hang out some but it’s a little weird.

I’ve mentally rewritten a lot of the bits I hate but I still haven’t quite processed what to do with Thane’s death yet. I think he still dies before the end of the reaper war, just... not how it happens in game. That playthrough of ME3 was romanceless bc it would have been just too much too soon after that.

After everything’s over Roxene shuts down and basically doesn’t leave her apartment for a long time because she’s Tired and Done. Her friends all check in on her but Kaidan and Liara both go the extra mile making sure her kitchen is always stocked with easy food and that she continues to see her therapist. Because they’re both very very busy with their own individual Spectre and Shadow Broker stuff they start coordinating with each other.

@fawnbrother his story and arc could have been so poignant (especially if he had been a companion in all 3 acts) like sebastian realising how far the chantry has strayed from the original message and to see him decide between staying with the chantry and trying to fix it and or leaving it and returning to starkhaven to rule - actually making the question of who can do more good complex, because as it is in the game imo its obvious that a prince could do more good, but if we were to see sebastian dedicated to righting the chantrys wrongs it would make the choice more difficult and add more depth to his character (giving up the throne to do something substantial that will take a lot of dedication and hard work, but ultimately a lot of good) because having a character who is literally described as being so nice its unbelievable refuse to even somewhat question the chantry, even in act 3 when its obvious shits going to go down, is very unrealistic

Ohhhh interesting! YES definitely frodo and sam (and yeh thats his name haha! hes my husband :’) ) solas is an interesting choice and I do love the egg man! Thank you darling! <33

that would have required them to actuslly give his story half the attention      they gave the others .     

the elf dude from 2 hes a bit more attractive than Ger*lti lile the 2 elf dude.... Iorveth

Oh yeah I forgot about him. I was just thinking of the humans for some dumb reason.