#faumir

Rei: I just think you two are playing a dangerous game--and I know that sounds sexy but you two are assuming a lot about each other. I know the danger is enticing, but you two need to actually talk about what you want from each other.

Samir: ...didn't you try to fuck Aedan a few days after he talked about how he was scared he secretly wanted to eat you?

Rei: That was different. That was the attempted-fucking of moving past a communication blockage. The communication blockage of the fact that Aedan was scared that he secretly wanted to eat me. You're reinforcing my point about communication, here.

Samir: ...okay but just the fact that you two communicate about it, doesn't make it any less fucked up that you two have some cellular-level body horror horny shit going on.

Rei: Bullshit. She's bitey and you're into it.

Samir: That's different than merging into some kind of... fucked up nanite-biotic blob!

Kevin: I'll never be a mook. My father was a goon. My grandfather was a goon. I'll be a goon 'til the day I die.

Samir: ...was your mother a goon--?

Kevin: *seizing the front of Samir's shirt* My mother was a saint, you piece of shit!

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Seye: What about you three? What's the jury's deliberation on the goon situation?

Scarlet: *shrugs* I wouldn't say I was ever a goon. I was only a goon in the sense that--when any group of people in Spanish has at least one guy in it, you use the masculine plural for that group. Technically, I'm a knife. Or a butcher. Or a cut-throat.

Carmine: Same. Too specialized to be a goon. I'd say I'm in wetwork?

Baines: I'm muscle.

Red: I'm a goon. Not changing it to Mook.

Seye: ...wow, so it actually is Spanish grammar rules where one goon makes you a group of goons.

Faustine: Give me one good reason why Kevin can't be my Goon of Honor.

Samir: Because there is no wedding party position called 'Goon of Honor?'

Faustine: Yes there is. It's gender neutral. Get with the times, Detective.

Samir: Fine. Because he wants to fuck us both, kill me, and get murdered by you, and I'm pretty sure he doesn't actually care what order that happens in?

Faustine: That's precisely why he's the best choice for Goon of Honor!