#fatefelled

Kids, that’s not the point. 

@umbralenchanter​ vs. @fatefelled Coin Toss: Renta goes first

”So next up we have Eudes, using thunder, and Renta with wind! I don’t see any favors on either of them. Guess that means they’ll be evenly matched in that regard. Hey, Emm? Doesn’t Eudes look sort of familiar to you?”

“Now that you mention it, something about him does remind me of our own Lissa. Perhaps it is the scruffy hair? Either way, he is a visiting warrior if the realm, Chrom. Just because he wears a mask does not mean we have to be suspicious. Oh, look, Renta is about to begin! You can see the wind picking up around them for their first cast. That arching spiral, a very strong technique. It looks like Renta has taken to stacking some spells, I see two miniature tornados developing in the arena! They’re growing in strength, I believe Renta is channeling the spirit of the lotus flower for this--”

FIRST CAST: 2pts. SECOND CAST: 3pts. THIRD CAST: MISPELL (Anemone) -- A third tornado forms in the arena, joining the first two, but it miscasts and collides with them, shooting gusts of wind through the audience, eliciting some gasps and yelps of shock.

“I’m no expert on magic, but I’m pretty sure nearly hitting the judges counts as a mispell. Oh, er. Emm? You may want to go and fix your hair after this match. Well at least Renta’s next cast was better aimed - that’s three more points!”

FOURTH CAST: 3pts FIFTH CAST: 2pts ACCURACY: 2pt average

“Next is Eudes, and I see he is casting Lightning spells for us today. Let’s see how he does--”

FIRST CAST: 3pts SECOND CAST: 2pts THIRD CAST: 3pts

“Judging from Emm’s expression, Eudes’ first spell seems to be an almost perfect cast! I’m not sure how to explain this technically, but I saw less sparks on that next cast, so I’m guessing that means two points? ...Emm, could you take over?”

“Oh yes, Eudes has made a strong start! His first bolt of lightning shook the ground, same with his third! That is a near-perfect execution. Can you feel the electricity in the air, Chrom? Literally, haha!”

FOURTH CAST: 2pts FIFTH CAST: 1pt ACCURACY: 2.2pt average

“And there we have it! Our mysterious masked mage has won the day with an impressive display of magical prowess. congratulations Eudes!”

((yes hello welcome back to me rambling about the Fell Dragon Grima, on our last episode we talked about how Grima is just a large angry child who looks big but only because they ended up in a few blood pacts against their will and it gave them more power than they could reasonably handle. in dragon years, if you count all their alive years, they are still pretty much really young.

and like most of their relationships have been sort of bad. their dad was a crazy scientist trying to create perfect life and well look at how they turned out dad thanks Forneus. he pretty much drove them crazy giving them his blood and then they probably killed him. then they just had a bunch of zombies as friends, and then some other humans came and killed them, so that didn’t exactly leave a good impression on them for the rest of humanity.

then they were sort of in a spirit-y form since they weren’t exactly dead. but they didn’t have the power to return to a physical form and humans sort of kept invoking them on accident and asking for things and they’d oblige, but get nothing in return and then they were tossed aside. this also did not leave a very good impression on them. finally a human came around that made another blood pact with them, which revived them but in the process made them kind of angrier because that pact was to destroy Ylisse. it also made them bigger so now they’re an even bigger big baby.

AND THEN THEY MEET NAGA))

@fatefelled vs. @ask-mark-and-lyn Coin Toss: Joker fires first

“I cannot say I expected a masked knife wielder to take to the field, but our first competitor certainly has a sense of style. this is our final ranged bracket fight of the day, shall we see who will proceed to the quarter-finals?”

"Maribelle keeps complaining that my cape is too scruffy. Maybe I should get a long coat like his? In a different colour; black doesn't really do it for me."

JOKER FIRST KNIFE: 1pt

SECOND KNIFE: 1pt

THIRD KNIFE: 1pt

FOURTH KNIFE: 2pts

FIFTH KNIFE: MISS

The knife rushes away from the target and into a mysterious shadow... Or wait, is it even there at all? No one else seems to tell, but Joker, even though losing his shot, seems confident that he changed someone’s heart in the audience today.

ACCURACY: 1pt average

"I was wondering how a throwing knife would do in an archery based contest. Joker's had a fairly steady running, but his average is fairly low. Still, it all depends on Lyn now."

“You know, I think I’ve hard of Sacrae. I hear that archery is quite the feat for these nomadic people. Perhaps Lady Lyn will give Joker a run for his money.”

LYN FIRST ARROW: 3pts

SECOND ARROW: MISS (Anemone)

Lyn’s hand slips as she knocks her bow, and the arrow never quite found its place. It flies towards the tree-mounted target, but misses and lands in the leaves with a rustle. An angry looking squirrel peaks out and barks at Lyn.

THIRD ARROW: 2pts (Chrysanthemum)

FOURTH ARROW: 3pts

FIFTH ARROW: 3pts

ACCURACY: 2.2pt average

“There we have it, the flag of Sacrae takes the prize! Welcome to the quarter-finals, Lady Lyn! You are the final ranged competitor to make it in.”

Send me a ship and I’ll rate it.

vomit / don’t ship / ok / cute??? / adorable / sexy / perfect / beyond flawless / hot damn / screaming and crying /i will ship them in hell

((I will ship them in hell because that’s where I’m going for kinda being into it.

Okay look it’s partially because hateships are something I get a little too into and also Akira and Grima both have super trust issues and while it will probably never happen officially half because how the heckity would that ever work that’s probably not going to stop me from thinking about it okay