"You have stuff prepared outside the tavern, right?"

"It's fine if you didn't have anything else prepped, we can just go back in the tavern."

"'The local place has been crimed'?"

"Dude, you're sweating, like, a lot. Are you sure you're good?"

"What? After two rounds? Don't we at least get a dramatic second phase or something?"

"Wrong voice again, chief."

"Don't worry. We're gonna be here for, like, a session at most."

"Can I cast Enhance Ability on Tony's character to give him advantage on Charisma checks and try again?"

"I rolled a nat 20 on my Persuasion check to marry Stephanie Shortstax."

"I'm going to set both of you on fire."

“Marcy Wu! Head of the chess club, master RTS player, straight-A student, except for gym but only because I was reading in class, which only proves my point”-

“Oh my gosh! Who are these cuties? [Gasps] Are they your surrogate frog family? Did they find you and take you in? Oh, I love the found family trope!”

“Woo! What’d I tell ya? This temple is toast! Consider the stone charged, baby!

“I’m the personification of metamorphosis!”

“Yeah, sure, I’m good at solving puzzles and calculating the check, but you’re amazing at making connections. Me? I have trouble looking people in the eye sometimes.”

"Uh, no, no, no, no. It's not that I'm saying my head was turned, but if my head was turned then I wouldn't show my head. You know, babes?"

"Look at that! We run this town!"

"Heh. Well, I was gonna go with 'like a boss', but I guess 'guilty and tiny' is cool too."

"Okay, okay. We should probably take off all this stuff then, don't ya think?"

"I'm in, man! What's the plan?"

"Well, come on then! Let's get movin'!"

"Alright, time's up! Stop kissing!"

"We're on our own and we'll do what needs to be done."

"You've got a cult? Make 'em do something pointless!"

"Mama said there'd be days like this. Am I right?"

"What!? Why!? Mom told us to call if something was trying to take over the hotel. According to Randy, this guy's just tryin' to kill people."

"Duh! There's lots 'a monsters in the hotel."

"Brockton? Brockton Chun? Why would he be talkin' to you?"

"Remember the creature I found in the glade that attacked you and ripped out chunks of your hair?"

“Isn’t this exciting?! Are you excited? ‘Cause I’m excited! I’ve never been so excited! Well, except for the time I saw you walking into town and I went ‘[Gasps]’.”

“Ooh! More guessing games! Um… Pokey Smokes! How about… Queen Meanie!”

“And then I said, ‘Oatmeal? Are you craz’-… oh.”

“This week, I get to run Sugarcube Corner for the first time!”

“Alrighty! I’ll get the sugar and the eggs. Can you get me some chocolate chips?”

“Apparently he doesn’t like laughing [Awkward chuckle]. Or sharing…”

“That’s pretty impressive.”

“If he’d spoken to me like that, I’d have told him where he can stick that tea.”

“Call us ‘girls’ again. I dare you.”

“You kiss up all damn day!”

“Your chill game is something to behold.”

“What’s up?”

“I’m not saying you look wrecked, but your face reminds me of a grandma right now.”

“You’re the sort who goes to crazy lengths to get the job done when someone’s counting on you, right?”

“It means you’re no better than a cowardly robot who’s ensnared by corporate expectations.”

“Oh, sorry. You’ll be okay.”

“Basically.”

“If she’s not dead.”

“And three times in a row I had to sit here and watch you cry into your beer about it, Haida.”

“What’s the buzzy, fuzzy-wuzzy?”

“Anywho, I just came over lookin’ for some fun! How come everyone’s so gloomy-gloomy extra doomy?”

“Ooh, pretty numby-numbers!”

“Hey, Skinny Vinnie! You wanna play a game of butterscotch?”

“Thanks, Russel-Bo-Bussel! I think you folks are swell, too. The bee’s pajamas! I’m lookin’ forward to comin’ over here and spending oodles of noodles with you all! [Chuckles]”