Hello. Yes, I would like pets and to be told how cute I am. Once you stop I will continue my primary mission: menace Skillet.
Edit: as of April 2026, I have been adopted. Hooray.
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Hello. Yes, I would like pets and to be told how cute I am. Once you stop I will continue my primary mission: menace Skillet.
Edit: as of April 2026, I have been adopted. Hooray.

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Wut?
I am a Top-Shelf Fart. Got up here all on my own, the humans seemed a bit concerned about this achievement, but I just need to let Skillet know she isn't safe anywhere and this is my shelf now.
(human note: she can get almost anywhere any other cat can get. We just have to help her maneuver sometimes because her back legs just get caught in weird places. We also spot her because she has been known to just yeet herself pretty recklessly)
Freshly washed, ready to scoot.
Captivity!!! Release meeeeee!!

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Well everyone, it has happened, I am off on a new adventure in a new home, after two and a half years I am packing my bags and going to on to bigger and better things π€π€
Here are some more adorable pictures of me. Byeeeee.
[Fart had some really nice people apply for her and she went home with them today, we are so happy she is going to have some humans of her own]
Looking for a thing. Looking for a thing. Is that it? No. Is that it? No. You know there is a correct tool for every job.
You are correct Fart, things need to be organized.
I have scooted and yelled until the human came and pet me. The dog, Dale, likes to watch me when I am scooting and playing. This seems to bother the humans and they tell him to stop being a "creep," whatever that means.