#fant4stic

I personally really hate the concept of "Marvel humour" or "Marvel dialogue", not because I'm one of those people who have an irrational hatred for the MCU but because I know the MCU well enough that I can actually tell the difference between Joss Whedon's cringe dialogue and people attaching typical action movie dialogue to the MCU, you get what I'm saying? Nobody in any MCU movie ever said "He's right behind me, isn't he?", that's a line typically used in Coming of Age movies during the 2000s and the only "Marvel" stuff that came out in the 2000s were the Sam Raimi Spider-Man films and the X-Men films, which predate the Joss Whedon quips that defined the 2012-2015 era of Marvel. And what's funny is the fact that we didn't even have Joss Whedon quips when Coming of Age MCU movies like the Home Trilogy came out, Joss Whedon had a hold over a very specific era of Marvel that people then attach to the later Infinity Saga where it doesn't belong. Guardians of The Galaxy I'd say has the cringiest dialogue in any MCU movie, but that's the point because it's heavily inspired by the aesthetic of the 80s that got so overused by other properties that we're suddenly not allowed to have 80s aesthetics anymore. And because there are so many MCU copycats that lazily imitate Joss Whedon dialogue and use typical action movie lines like "In English please", that causes people to attach sh*t like that to the MCU. cough Sony cough Morbin Time cough someone give me some water please. And because the mid-2010s also had the DCEU going on at the same time in tandem with bad superhero and anime remakes, people genuinely think Fant4stic is an MCU movie and say "What are we, some kind of (X)" when that's a f*cking Suicide Squad quote.