#fanservice+

firstly, welcome!! i'm so happy you're here 🥹

secondly, this fic exists purely for the vibes. it is ridiculously self-indulgent, highly unrealistic, and fuelled almost entirely by my own delulu, so please read with that in mind and enjoy the chaos.

i'm also from the uk, which means british slang, spellings, and the occasional phrase that makes absolutely no sense outside of this tiny island have definitely found their way into the story.

and just to make it crystal clear: every edit, photo, tweet, ig story, text exchange, and social media post included in this smau is fictional and created by me for storytelling purposes. nothing featured here should be considered a real quote, interaction, or factual representation of any person.

lastly, thank you. genuinely. every like, reblog, comment, message, and bit of support means more than i can put into words. what started as a silly little idea somehow turned into a lovely little duck and bunny corner of the internet, and i'm so grateful for everyone who's come along for the ride ♡

(ps. if you enjoy a chapter, don't be shy - likes and comments are always appreciated. i read every single one and they never fail to make me smile ♡)

liquid luck

who is this?

said too much

not duck

next question

ask him

he said no

too hard

horny hell

secured

i know bts

feels different

dead ass

my little duck

big brother

zero chill

swim

alternate reality

use your words

hi duckling

shut down

code red

brave face

going crazy

time will tell

cosmic sign

break a leg

better mood

hi army

can we talk?

wrap it up

enjoy the ride

cursed out

i trust you

i'm your kook

down bad

play it off

te amo, mexico

totally screwed

i don't share

be mine

[ongoing]