#fanfuc

corrupt prison duo as the queer coded christmas duo we all know and love, the wet bandits.

Athena as Kevin. Because it makes so much sense, the traps are basically Redstone.

Rae as the old man Kevin is scared of, like- THE OPTIONS.

Tell me that smile isn't Athena.

☕️ kamen rider saber

☕️ kento/rintaro/touma

☕️ post-canon, domestic fluff romance, established relationship

☕️ rated g

☕️ 3.7k words

Tw: attempted scuiside, knives,murder,threats,smokeing.and also just a bunch of fucked up stuff happend to me and the peopel around me so if you dotn mind I'll be putting it here I'll also add in other rtrumamtising stuff so that you'll never guess what actually happened.

Chapter 1. Humble beginnings (aka they are children)

It's not easy being this good at hide a seek, you gotta learn, and you ca never use the same place twice or you lose, and losing is the worst when big sister mindy is babysitting. Luckily me and my best buddy Mr.Snake are REEEEEELY good at hideing. Right mr.Sna- wha-hey! Stop smoking you'll give away our hiding spot-!

"Neahh calm down woofie mindy's too dumb to look up"

(Mindy)Found you! Dumbasses

Cut to next scene

Oh well a couple of new bruises and one more whisker cut, at least we didn't get caught immediately! And-and! We got to eat a WHOLE SANDWICH

Sssshhh Keep It down woofie, dont wanna get in any trouble. [He watches the door as he lights his next cigaretteby the window]

Oh yeah, sorry I've never been so full!

Ya've bee. That full before, when ours fosters was still here, still cant give ya convinced them we were siblings.

I know right! And they didnt sperate us!!

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Do you think mindy will ever... get, better

Mabie wolf... ma- *violent coughing and hacking*

Snake!!! I'll get your mist machine domt move tyr to keep breathing

*franticy scrmabliling to open the zipper, plug in the mashine then attach the tubes and open the medicine packet all while snake is desperatelytrying to breathe, he is no longer coughing but only from lack of energy, not need, and while wolf squishes the medicine into the masks container for it he attaches the mask to snakes face, turns on the machine, the loud loud mashine and connects the tube to snakes mask*

WHO IS MAING ALL THIS RACKET- SNAKE I BOUGHT YOU AN INHAILER SO YOU DIDNT HAVE TO USE THIS FUCKING THING ANYMORE[screaming and kill king things including the mist mashine with yanks snakes barley breathing body with it, and while wolf trembles I fear] YOU ARE A COMPELATE WAST EOF OXYGEN YOU THING YOU CAN SMOKE AND THEN CONPLAIN ABOJT YOUR ASTHMA?? this is the LAST time you use this machine Got It? *She holds a knife to snakes throat* next time you need to use this thing, just kill yourself or I will. *she storms outs, stabbing the knife into he floor*

Hey wolf. *GASP* c-can you hold me...

I'll hold you snake. After all I'm a good boy and good boys a-always help others.

*snake is too weak to anser*

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Between you and me snake. I'd hold you even. If we were both rotten to the core.

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Tamaki x reader

You and Tamaki are dating. And knowing his quirk, you had this idea.

So one day, you come to him and give him something you bought and cooked. You give it to him and tell him to eat it and he's cool with it. He wasn't exactly hungry but he decides to eat whatever it was that you concocted. It smells delicious.

"Oh, thanks baby. Itadakimasu~" he started eating, and you excitedly watch him.

He finishes it and then you say "Now try and manifest what you just ate." He thought it was a weird request but you were his girl and he couldn't say no.