The Vikings Cast As Horror Movie Stereotypes
Ubbe Lothbrok
The One Who Dies While Having Sex/ Non BelieverÂ
-Came to this party  for one reason and one reason only:TO GET LAID
-” Ohhh, They say he comes at night to prey on the unsuspecting victim!”Â
 -Leads his Girlfriend Kia into a secluded spot in the Corn Maze
-They start kissing and groping each other but she stops him when she hears a sound
- “ I didn't hear anything babe.” Continues to kiss KiaÂ
- “God dammit Ubbe Stop! I am not dying out here for your stupid behind!”
- Â A sharp crack to the right makes them jump
- A loud CRUNCH to their leftÂ
- “ Sorry to interrupt the party children!” Ragnar whispers from behind them
-Kia releases a blood curdling scream as Ubbe slumps in her arms from a throat wound.
-Kia runs away without looking back as Ubbe bleeds out
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