I'm a black belt in taekwondo and I know Brazilian jujitsu. Is it true you know karate?
It’s true that I have that written there.
Not so much that I know it.
In that light, please do not find me and beat the shit out of me. I will pay you in eggs.
Uh but for my fact, I did take martial arts for two years. Never belted because I didn’t want to pay for it, but whatever. I throw a mean punch but I’m kind of shit with kicks, no matter how high I can reach.















