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For @fanaticsnail in an secret holiday exchange I did with a group. Tobiuo swimming under the Polar Tang.

A very amazing surprise birthday present. Thank you so much for thinking of me 🥹🫶🏻

It is so beautiful and i loved seeing my OC as the governess!

(sapsorrow chapter 2 😉)

Just how wide does Donquixote Doflamingo smile?

How big is his maniacal grin? How far do his lips part when he laughs in that mischievous way? There is something about his smile that I am absolutely in love with.

Hello, Snail! ❤️❤️🫂🫂

Beautiful flamingo man with his sunglasses and lanky legs and beautiful smile. 😍🥰🦩🩷

Thank you so, so much for sending this question. It delighted me to see it. I myself always wondered just how big are those smiles, I always just guessed well about the size of his hand so 30 cm, but now I get to fully submerge into this study.

"There is sth about his smile that I am absolutely in love with." I know, right? It's such a beautiful smile. Whenever I see his smile, I just want to kiss him 🥹 right on his teeth. Give them a peck.

Okay, without further ado, let's do it.

First, we need to figure out how much height his head has. Height of head is 13% or 1/8th of the human's height. I went with the 1/8th but 13% gives a similar result literally the same one.

305/8 = 38 cm. However this is an average so we'll put it to be 40cm

Doflamingo's Head Height = 40 cm

Why do we need this? Cus we'll be working with pixels and we need to know (and we'll do it for each image cus each image is a different size) how many pixels is 1 cm and then we'll draw a line measuring the width of his smile (without the dimples factored in) and see how long in pixels that line is then convert the pixels to cm and get how big of a smile the King of Dressrosa has Spoiler, it's BIG. Ha. That's what she said.

First, we'll take this one. Straight downloaded the manga page and then sized it so it's only this panel.

Wook at him and his big smile 🥺🥺🥺 isn't he absolutely adorable?

After measuring, his face is 199 pixels height

So that means on this image 40 cm = 199 pixels

How to get how many cm is one pixel?

We go pixels/cm, so 40/199 = 0.20

So 1 pixel=0.20 cm

Now we measure out just his smile. We don’t go to the dimples. According to google, the width of the mouth is the width of your teeth. Kinda. So we’re gonna go to the corners of his lips.

122 pixels width.

Now, we do 122×0.20

Doflamingo's Smile = 24.4 cm

HOLY FUCKING SHIT. YES. THAT FITS. YES.

Let’s do it with another picture.

Handsome, handsome man. He could be telling me sth terrible but I'd be too busy being mesmerized by his smile to catch anything and just agree and say "Yeah, totally." just to keep him smiling. (I am weak.)

Okay, once more his head height it’s 199 pixels, interesting. So we stick to the 0.20 cm per pixel

Let’s measure his face width while we’re here, so you guys can tell how much of his cheeks his smile takes over.

131 pixels width for his face

Doflamingo's Face Width = 26.2 cm

113 pixels this time of his smile width, a bit of a smaller smile, but no less beautiful.

This smile is 22.6 cm.

So this smile leaves only 2 cm of no-smile on each cheek.

(swoons)

This is one of my fav smiles of his. This charming, pleasant, handsome one. It’s arrogant, but damn is it HANDSOME. 

341 pixels = 40 cm

1px = 0.12 cm

200 pixels × 0.12 = 24 cm

So, I think it’s safe to say this is how far his smile stretches.

For comparison, the average human smile is 2-4 cm wide (I think)

Let’s see the one where he’s going toward Punk Hazard!

246 pixels height = 40 cm

0.16 = 1 px

144 pixels wide smile

This smile is 23.41 cm wide.

Okay so the anime team draws Doflamingo’s smiles even BIGGER than they are drawn in the manga it seems to me?

Once more, proof Toei animators are absolute simps for Doffy. They drew him beautifully.

Let's do some from the anime. Let's do this one below.

Height of head 418 px = 40 cm

Width of smile 265 px × 0.09

25.35 cm

I TOLD YOU. I TOLD YOU THE TOEI ANIMATORS DREW HIS SMILES BIGGER. TOEI ANIMATORS, I SEE YOU, AND I LOVE YOU. 

Since we’re focusing on his mouth, let’s see how big it opens as in when he opens it wide. 

449 px = 40 cm the same, they only change his mouth.

1px = 0.08

Width of this grin 254 px × 0.08 = 20.32

Bite gap when talking - 99 px = 8.91 cm

This is not his maximum mouth opening.

Fuck, I’m gonna - wait, I’ll go to the same first pic (this one)

104 px height for maximum mouth opening (yes I know there are others but I’ve got like 20+ pics of Doffy smiling now I am feeling overwhelmed by his smiles)

The measurements for that was 0.20=1px

104×0.20

….

20.8 cm maximum mouth opening/mouth height/open mouth height

Doffy's Maximum Mouth Opening = 20.8 cm

HAHAHAHA

What that mouth do, Doffy, what that mouth do? 😉😉😉😘

THIS MAN GIVES THE BEST ORAL I JUST KNOW I - (gets shot)

This iconic one when he asks Luffy “Gear Fourth?”

547 px = 40 cm

1 px =0.07

Width of smile 345 px = 24.15 cm

Thank you so much for the ask, Snail! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ There are more pics and things I did so this continues in the reblog cus I reached the pic limit 😭!

So many food related questions from your resident snail this morning. I hope you're having a wonderful day, Cap. 🖤🐌

Any Killer recipe is my favorite recipe, he's been my personal chef for 20 years. My favorite dish is steamed cabbage rolls and he'll make it as often as I want. A close second is his meathead burgers - legally, they're not over 5 pounds of meat, and I like it rare and bloody.

I don't talk about home so ask a new question.

Did you know that snails are also a recipe of his? Escargot - look it up. See you at dinner.

You called for me, Kid?

KD: ... Thanks fer callin' in to the best advice column on the seas, Fanaticsnail. Dunno where ye got that we've got more brats than just Dive, but here's my advice as the best captain out there.

1: Keep 'em off of the snailphone. Who knows what they could say into that thing.

2: Be prepared to establish dominance. If yer bigger than 'em, scoop the brat off the ground and hold 'em in the air fer a bit when they get too wild. If yer brat's too big fer ye to do that comfortably, there's no shame in havin' one of yer taller subordinates do it for ye. We started usin' Wire and Mosh fer that when Dive was about eight.

3: They gotta eat more than ye realise. Despite 'em being small and lookin' like they don't need as much food, they probably need a few times more than ye, on account of growing. Just make it clear what parts of yer ship or home are not to be eaten using step two.

4: Teach 'em to fight. Ye ain't gonna stop 'em from gettin' in any when they're older, and it's best if they learn early how to hold their own. When and where to bite, how to throw a punch without fuckin up their hand, grapples, and effective threats are all important lessons to teach. Ye gotta let 'em make ye proud.

5: It takes a crew- or village if yer inland. Dive's Boogie's brat directly, but since she's on our ship, she's the responsibility of the whole crew. Don't do it all alone if ye can help it or ye might go funny in the head, know who around ye is good with the brats fer specific things and delegate accordingly.

That should about cover it. When yer brats grow up into fierce terrors in their own right, let 'em know they have Eustass Captain Kid's great advice to thank.

Now on another note; OI, HAVE ANYA YE BASTARDS BEEN BRINGIN' BACK STRAYS?!

Love you, Quin. I hope this crusty-eyed little shit makes your day brighter 🖤

They dooooooooo!! This is my favorite furry baby aside from mine own.

He just looks so

✨ SKRUNKLY ✨

Thanks Snail, I'll let you slime away this time - and only cause I'm getting hwhite girl wasted for the next 48 hours

WV: Eeeeuuuuuugh... Guess I could deal with getting dumped on the Strawhats? I could at least try to fu-

KD: Swear to fuck, Fish, if I have t'hear ye bangin' on about that fffffffucking Navigator again-

WV: -try to... To fuck up all their plans.