#falastar

Here’s the thing about Kennedy: sure, she’s adorable and all, but she’s gotten to the point where she’s gone way over the top being adorable that it’s actually annoying as fuck. Sweetie, do us all a favor and A: stop trying to hop on Lucas’ dick and B: don’t make yourself such a big deal. As for Flynn, I’m so glad you agree with me, anon. If he thinks he’s gonna impress people with his cocky as fuck attitude, it’s only gonna turn people off even more. Honey, you’re not charming. Grow the hell up.

Now that I’ve seen the progress of their social life around others, slim to none! Sweetheart, have you seen Flynn and that new guy, Jamie? If you wanna talk about Flynn hooking up with someone if he got really drunk, it’s definitely going to be this guy. Plus, I’m pretty sure Flynn is not Amelia’s type.

Nope! It’s so totally not just you at all, anon! I actually thought that little smart ass Flynn bringing that up to Roman, who I totally cannot see him as a sex guru whatsoever, was fucking hilarious. Okay, now I’m curious as to how in the fuck their conversation went from black coffee to Kamasutra to BDSM? Audrey are you hearing this!? I think this may be the greatest way to start out a new ship with Flynn and Roman, am I right?

Ooh this shall be fun! By the way, I’m totally including myself here in this.

Everett and Aiden (obviously)

Flynn and Amelia (Is anyone else noticing sexual tension between them too? They literally just got here and it’s so obvious to notice)

Ian and Carmen (why not? They’re in the same show and they’re cute enough as it is already, even though personally I think Ian and Ethan belong together)

Me and Jasmine (because she’s hot! How is she still single!? Any takers who want her fine ass besides me?!)

And lastly, shout out to the new kid, Alexandre, who I barely know anything about and cannot ship him with anyone at the moment.