#fakespawn

nEW FAKESPAWN DROPPED! 

uH, bY ME, jUST NOW,, }:)

tHEY ARE SORT OF SIMPLE LOOKING, bUT i FOCUSED ON MAKING THEM AS INDESTRUCTABLE AS POSSIBLE!

aLREADY GOT MY FIRST ORDER!!

wOAAHHHH! tWO FAKESPAWN IN ONE LIGHT??

uH, tO BE FAIR i HAVE BEEN WORKING ON THEM BOTH FOR PERIGEES BUT i HAVE BEEN PROCRASTINATING ON FINISHING THEM FOR A WHILE,,,,

uH, aNOTHER NEW FRIEND, rEADY TO BE SENT TO THEIR NEW HIVE!! sPECIFICALLY, @geminidoomed‘s HIVE! i THINK THEY ARE GOING TO BE A PRESENT FOR SOMEONE! }:)

i HAVEN’T MADE A, uHM, "wORM OFF THE STRING”, BEFORE, mISCHIEF, wHO IS MY WORM OFF THE STRING, wAS A TRADE FROM SOMEONE ELSE FOR ONE OF MY FLUFFBUGS!  i THINK THAT THEY TURNED OUT GOOD THOUGH! iT IS NOT TOO DIFFERENT FROM A FURTIVE FURRNOODLE, wHICH i HAVE MADE BEFORE,

tHIS ONE IS ALSO GOING TO BE VERY LONG LIVED, sO THEY WILL BE VERY SLOW GROWING, tHEY ARE FRESHLY HATCHED NOW, bUT THEY WON’T BE GETTING TOO MUCH BIGGER THAN THIS! mAYBE TWO FEET LONG AT MOST,

tHEY ARE OMNIVOROUS, lIKE ALL MY FAKESPAWN, bUT WITH A STRONG PREFERENCE FOR FRUITS AND BUGS,  aND THEY ARE EQUIPPED WITH A LONG FEEDING PROBOSCIS!

cARE AND FEEDING INSTRUCTIONS WILL BE ENCLOSED LIKE ALWAYS,  uHM, i’M SURE THEY WILL BE VERY HAPPY IN THEIR NEW HIVE!

}:)

iT IS NOT NOSEY! }:)

iT IS JUST THE THING THAT i CALL THE, uH, sORT OF UNOFFICIAL fIDUSPAWN THAT i MAKE MYSELF!

sINCE THEY ARE NOT REALLY REAL fIDUSPAWN, bUT JUST ONES THAT i MADE UP AND BIOENGINEERED INTO EXISTING,,

uHH, nEW FAKESPAWN DROPPED!

uHM, iS THIS A REQUEST?

aNOTHER WORM ALL DONE AND READY TO BE SENT OUT!  tHEY ARE SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE A TIGER, sO, i THINK i DID PRETTY GOOD, }:)

tHEY ARE A LITTLE EXTRA PROWLY, bUT, sTILL A VERY GOOD FRIEND! aND ALSO STILL AN OMNIVORE, lIKE ALL MY FAKESPAWN, tO MAKE THEIR DIET EASIER TO HANDLE,