Everyone knows how to infuriate Bakugo, and that's by messing up with Deku and getting him fucking drunk because, you see... Drunk Deku is a very affectionate person and specially... a kissing machine.
"C'mon Mido! The line for kisses is already waiting! Remember that you have to earn 500 points to win. By kissing one person you get 20 points", Kaminari tries to explain to the smiling greenette.
"A-Alright!", Izuku hiccups. "M'ready to shower everyone in lo-love".
"So manly!", Eijirou cries.
"M'kay, who is first?", Izuku asks.
"Me!", Mina responds giggling.
"'Kay, here I go", Izuku says cupping her cheeks. Just when he was about to give her an innocent peck the main door from the dorm explodes.
"What the fuck is happening here? I swear to God if you fuckers got Deku drunk again I...", Katsuki observes Izuku, Mina and a whole line of his classmates waiting to claim a kiss from their sunshine boy.
"Y'all are dead", Katsuki threatens and everyone can shiver just from listening to his deep voice. He approaches Izuku and takes him away from Mina by reaching his wrist and then placing a possessive arm over his waist.
"Deku...", Katsuki growls. "How many times do I have to tell you that...", he can't get to end that sentence because out of nowhere he feels delicious plump lips against his. Izuku traps him in a deep and passionate kiss. Katsuki moans and blushes intensely.
"Hah...", Deku sighs. "I got 20 p-points Kacchan!", Izuku grins.
"You fucking bastard!", Katsuki speaks and carries Deku over his shoulder, taking up the opportunity to squeeze his bubble butt. "Let's get the fuck out of here".
"B-But Kacchan! I still need to make 480 points!", Izuku whines.
"No problem baby. You can get all of them from /me/. After all I'm an unlimited point source. Plus, my points double exponentially with each kiss", he explains.
Izuku gasps. "Really!?".
"Really, baby".
"M'kay". Izuku let's himself get dragged out of the living room. Katsuki doesn't leave before giving everyone from class 3A a murdering glance.
The students sigh heavily. Another game ruined.
bkdk end up making out on Katsuki's room. And if Eijirou complained of hearing something in the late hours of the night, well, that's not Kacchan nor Deku's problem.
