Fashion week is currently going on right now and itâs got me thinking about things. Specifically, monster fashion week. What kind of monsters do you think would be highlighted to walk?
I think without a doubt the fae would be a part of it. Wearing something ethereal and so beautiful it almost hurts to look at. Vampires would also definitely be apart of fashion week. Known for their strikingly bold dark looks and exaggerated but innovative makeup designs.
Also imagine how fascinating it would be to have a Gorgon wear the key piece of a designers collection. It would definitely be a scandalous decision that would get a lot of pushback, start a conversation about the safety of the audience. But in the end it would be such a masterful decision that people would never stop talking about.
Or in the same vein, imagine monsters can only be included into Monster Fashion Week. Yet one artist chooses you, a human, to be the center of his collection. It would shake the entire monster world and catapult you into a whole new kind of monster fame.
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under-rated hypnokink concept: having my mind penetrated by eldritch forces and turned in to a masochistic and obedient puppet in it's plan, because I'm just a dumb little cultist who dosen't know any better.
I wanna go absolutely feral fae mode. I'm talkin running up trees in torn clothing with my fangs bared. I wanna be both the protector of this land and the thing that is rumored to hunt the wicked in these woods.
i think (one of) the most disheartening thing about liberal ideology is how utterly devoid of imagination it is. you ask someone steeped in it what a better world would look like and they will just stare at you with dead fish-eyes and say something like "everyone would hear each-other out" or "we would have a more equitable minimum wage". like, ok, i just gave you the scope to entirely re-imagine the world and you still cant think outside of the confines of the system that we are currently in. the system that is currently causing all of our problems. this is why good speculative fiction is so radically important. it forces you to consider the world not as it is, but how it could be - perhaps even ought to be.
if you cant get off the ship even when it's sinking, you will go down with it - and you will drag everyone else down by forcing them to stay with you.
haha i wanna hear more about your geraskier shopping trip headcanons!
this is my very first ask i am completely normal about this
anyway @comebackcas convinced me to write another fic about this so⌠it is on its way⌠for now, please buckle up and enjoy the ramblings of an English major:
Geralt thinking heâs just a passive observer who doesnât deserve to get attachedâthis is one of my favourite ways to portray him.
He absolutely would tag along on shopping trips, grumbling about âprotectionâ and âsafetyâ because (obviously) Jaskier and Ciri canât go alone.
And you just KNOW that Jaskier would âdrag him alongâ on various shopping trips, with or without Ciri. (Read: Geralt would mumble and grumble and complain, but letâs be real, he would let Jaskier drag him all over the Continent)
So whenever Geralt somehow ends up tagging along on these outings (for one excuse or another), he holds the bags. He lets Jaskier shove various pieces of clothing into his arms. First, itâs just one bag. Then it turns into two, three, ten.
Jaskier keeps adding more and more until Geralt finally snaps (âJask, this is ridiculousââ âNo, Geralt, itâs fashion. Your big, strong arms can carry all these bags.â). Geralt, of course, is a sucker for praise (give the man a job and his ego soars), so the trip continues.
When they return to their rented room, Geralt is carrying ALL of the shopping bags. Like, an obscene amount. Also, hat boxes.
While Jaskier is shopping, Geralt pretends to stand guard but is actually:
admiring Jaskierâs ass (probably)
watching Jaskier be soft with Ciri
scolding himself for being soft
all of the above
Ciri is absolutely a manipulator. Sheâd whip out those big eyes in a heartbeat and beg Jaskier to stop at a honeycake vendor. Jaskier, of course, would oblige (he never could resist her), and Ciri would smirk, knowing that Geralt would never do such a thing for her.
So, while Geralt is grunting and grumbling about âspoiling Ciri,â Jaskier buys two honeycakes. He slips one to Geralt, and Geralt feels his pulse jump just a little bit. He tells Jaskier he wonât eat it. But at the end of the shopping trip, Jaskier catches a glimpse of glistening honey on Geraltâs lips.
Geralt would also absolutely walk behind Jaskier and Ciri. Jaskier would have his arm slung around Ciriâs shoulders, and theyâd both be chattering on about some nonsense. Geralt would trail along from behind, pretending not to listen and otherwise putting on that unfeeling front (when really you know that manâs heart is melting when he sees Ciri and Jaskier together).
Geralt soon realises that his position in the back was a mistakeâhis heart clenches each time he sees Ciri laugh, and he canât help but fall even more in love with Jaskier.
For more geraskier shopping shenanigans, I have a fic for that (yes this is a shameless plug): https://archiveofourown.org/works/79011586. In which Geralt takes Jaskier on a shopping trip... or is it the other way around?
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