Kit Marlowe and Tom Watson sat in a jail cell together, probably.
Kit: Well Tom, I must say, I’m very disappointed in you.
Tom: ...I know...I can’t believe I...I *killed* a man...
Kit: Oh, not about that! That’s very unfortunate and I’m not too thrilled to be locked up here with you, but...Tom...I read your last play...and the title was in English! Tom! How could you?! You made a vow to only write in Latin! Think of the aesthetic Tom! The aesthetic!

















