#face slaps

Me: You’re holding back, aren’t you?

Daddy: What do you mean?

Me: Like, sex-wise.

Daddy: Of course. You know I’m strong, right?

Me: Okaaay, but I wanna be able to experience you uninhibitedly.

Daddy: Okay...

Me: Come on, slap me.

Daddy: Alright... This is easy.

*slaps me*

Me: *doesn’t even flinch*

That was okay.

Daddy: Alright, this is medium then.

Me: Wait, I’m scared. I’ll close my eyes.

*giggles*

Daddy: *slaps me*

Me: *eyes open so wide due to shock and pain*

Holy shit! Okay, that actually sobered me up.