[[what is this i don’t even. I never actually thought about this as a pairing until now for some reason. Interesting, I’ll give it a shot~
Sakana. Tooootally Sakana. All of the sweets and pastries that Mary can fit in her gob.
Who does the laundry and other chores:
They’d probably switch off, but Mary would probably end up having to do it more often cause Sakana would be terribly forgetful about it, as he is an interdimensional witch and has no need to worry about laundry for himself ever.
How many children do they have:
Anywhere between 2 and 4. I dunno, I think Mary would feel more real as a mother and would like more than one child.
Mary. Though when she doesn’t want to be, she’ll have a yandere side that forces Sakana to be more dominant, which in a way would just make Mary dominant about Sakana being dominant.
Favorite nonsexual activity:
Tea parties. All day, erryday. Chamomile, meet honey tea.
Their favorite place to be together:
Ib’s house, when her parents aren’t around, so that they can pester her and do silly pranks and stuff.
They run a slightly demented bakeryshop together. Macaroons and macrons, gummy dolls, mannequin head cakes. . Aww yeah.
What they do for each other on holidays:
It’s always a surprise. Sakana tends to get her artistic gifts like a special set of paintbrushes, and Mary tends to get him anything that she can find as long as it’s green.
Where did they go for their honeymoon:
Possibly England? I could see Mary rocking a Victorian wedding dress.
Where did they first meet:
Aah, in Guertena’s Art Gallery.
If the living dolls in the museum count, then those. Otherwise, no.
I could see Sakana trying to help Mary too much with her artistic skills, when Mary wants to learn and do it on her own, but Sakana really wants to help anyways.
Do they go on vacations, if so where:
As odd as this may sound considering Sakana’s origins, he actually quite likes and appreciates Guertena’s Art Gallery in a way a normal Garry never could, and the two vacation there frequently.]]