#fabloueh

You hear a knock on your door and eagerly run to it. You open it to see Marcel, shirt unbutton and glasses crooked, a crazed look in his eye. He stares at you, snorting with every hot breath. Once he catches his breath he holds up the package “I got the extra large condoms, hmmm” before you can say anything he whips off his pocket protector and picks you up. You hook your legs around his bony hips and whisper seductively in his ear “Did you follow me?” “Yes,” he snorts, “Then lets do this.”

You hear a knock on your door and eagerly run to it. You open it to see Marcel, shirt unbutton and glasses crooked, a crazed look in his eye. He stares at you, snorting with every hot breath. Once he catches his breath he holds up the package “I got the extra large condoms, hmmm" before you can say anything he whips off his pocket protector and picks you up. You hook your legs around his bony hips and whisper seductively in his ear “Did you follow me?" “Yes," he snorts, “Then lets do this."

You hear a knock on your door and eagerly run to it. You open it to see Marcel, shirt unbutton and glasses crooked, a crazed look in his eye. He stares at you, snorting with every hot breath. Once he catches his breath he holds up the package “I got the extra large condoms, hmmm" before you can say anything he whips off his pocket protector and picks you up. You hook your legs around his bony hips and whisper seductively in his ear “Did you follow me?" “Yes," he snorts, “Then lets do this."

You hear a knock on your door and eagerly run to it. You open it to see Marcel, shirt unbutton and glasses crooked, a crazed look in his eye. He stares at you, snorting with every hot breath. Once he catches his breath he holds up the package “I got the extra large condoms, hmmm" before you can say anything he whips off his pocket protector and picks you up. You hook your legs around his bony hips and whisper seductively in his ear “Did you follow me?" “Yes," he snorts, “Then lets do this."

You hear a knock on your door and eagerly run to it. You open it to see Marcel, shirt unbutton and glasses crooked, a crazed look in his eye. He stares at you, snorting with every hot breath. Once he catches his breath he holds up the package “I got the extra large condoms, hmmm" before you can say anything he whips off his pocket protector and picks you up. You hook your legs around his bony hips and whisper seductively in his ear “Did you follow me?" “Yes," he snorts, “Then lets do this."

Hey, I got a spare key to Harry’s hotel room in my pocket. And I’d love to give it to you, after you follow me of course. I mean, you’d be crazy to pass this chance up… you know what could happen if you just happened to get a hold of the KEY TO HARRY’S ROOM? Do you? I do, so just give me a follow, that’s all. Just one follow away from the unthinkable. Just. One. Follow ;)

You hear a knock on your door and you think “Who the hell is knocking on my door at this time?” You open it to see Zayn, hair pointing in all directions, a crazed look in his eye. He stares at you, and keeps staring, then he stares some more, and once he sees that you’re uncomfortable he finally speaks, “Follow Rachael, then go buy the Little Mix album, and everything will be fine” and before you can respond he gets on all four and runs down the street, vanishing into the darkness of the night.

You hear a knock on your door and you think “Who the hell is knocking on my door at this time?” You open it to see Zayn, hair pointing in all directions, a crazed look in his eye. He stares at you, and keeps staring, then he stares some more, and once he sees that you’re uncomfortable he finally speaks, “Follow Rachael, then go buy the Little Mix album, and everything will be fine” and before you can respond he gets on all four and runs down the street, vanishing into the darkness of the night.