#fable reboot

"In classic Fable fashion, you begin the game as a child. Growing up in the sleepy rural village of Briar Hill. It's here that in a moment of extreme danger, your heroic powers first emerge and we discover that you are Albion's first hero in a generation. But not long afterwards, disaster strikes and the people of your village including your beloved grandma are turned to stone by a mysterious stranger. Suddenly alone in the world, you're set off on an adventure which will change Albion forever."

"Venturing out into the world is a huge moment, because this is Albion like you've never seen it before. Idyllic rolling hills, magical forests, bustling villages, sleepy hamlets, oversized vegetable patches, and stunning vistas. And because our Albion is truly open world for the first time, you'll be able to explore this rich and detailed world seamlessly with the freedom to go where you want from early in the game."

"We can't wait to welcome you back to Albion's iconic capital city, Bowerstone. Home to Fairfax Castle, the old clocktower, and the legendary Heroes' guild."

"Its a huge city- full of contrasts. Rich and poor. Nobles and commoners. Royalty and criminals. You'll spend plenty of time here during the game as you discover the secrets of the Heroes' guild and its reclusive guildmaster; Humphrey the Golden."

"In the north of Albion, you'll find mountains, craggy coastlines, spooky marshes, and the bleak windswept city of Bloodstone. Here you'll meet the leaders of two rival gangs vying for power and uncover the secrets of the sinister- but extremely well organized Cult of Shadows."

February 23rd, 2027

Jack of Blades as “le génie du mal” by Guillaume Geefs.

…but at the same time people complaining about it being “woke” is so funny because wdym??? fable??? woke??? no way!!!! the game that has a potion to let you change genders at any point??? the game that has multiple queer characters (including reaver btw) and multiple cross-dressing options??? that fable???? nah, it’s never been woke at all, right????????

these posers make me laugh. tell me you’ve never played a fable game without telling me. all those factors made the previous games what they are. which, unfortunately for homophobes and the close-minded, is half the reason the games were so beloved.

fable girl again