#fabbutt

Ahahahahaha!!!! OMG! See, this is the problem right here. We have so many fandoms that getcha the blond and the brunette. Like, no joke, when I used to be in the 00Q fandom, I would see art, and go, “Oh, look at the 00...oh just kidding that’s Johnlock.” Happened ALL the time.

THIS TOOK AGES TO REPLY I AM SO SORRY. 

Okay so, I am so far from coherent when talking about why I like what I like so please bear with me here.

First of all, what is Captive Prince???

SUMMARY:

Damen is a warrior hero to his people, and the rightful heir to the throne of Akielos. But when his half brother seizes power, Damen is captured, stripped of his identity, and sent to serve the prince of an enemy nation as a pleasure slave. Beautiful, manipulative, and deadly, his new master, Prince Laurent, epitomizes the worst of the court at Vere. But in the lethal political web of the Veretian court, nothing is as it seems, and when Damen finds himself caught up in a play for the throne, he must work together with Laurent to survive and save his country. For Damen, there is just one rule: never, ever reveal his true identity. Because the one man Damen needs is the one man who has more reason to hate him than anyone else

Tbh the summary doesn’t do the story justice, and it wasn’t what caught my interest at first. But I, despite my job as an English language teacher in which I have to practically check my students’ coherency in their essays every other week, cannot do the story justice by attempting to summarise it.

Where u can buy them: bookdepository offers free delivery worldwide, Amazon.com, Barnes & Noble, or your local bookstores, idk, man, I bought mine off bookdepository, for somebody who doesn’t live in the US, this is the best option for me.

What makes the books good (According to Me™):

EVERYBODY IS FUCKIN’ GAY. 

GAY EVERYWHERE. In one of the two main kingdoms where the story is set, having intercourse with the opposite sex outside of marriage is even considered taboo. I literally shed a single tear when I found out. 

THE CHARACTERS ARE SO SO SO GOOD. 

The main protagonists, Damen and Laurent will make you want to cry parental tears because they are your children and you want to protect them at all cost. 

DAMEN IS ACTUAL CINNAMON ROLL, YOUR BELOVED SON YOU THINK CAN DO NO WRONG. He is my son that I raised with my own hands. He is so sweet so kind, SO LOVABLE YOU JUST WANT TO SMUSH HIS CHEEKS AND PUT HIM IN BLANKETS AND GIVE HIM HOT CHOCOLATE. YOU JUST WANT TO GO ‘OH, HONEY’

Laurent, Laurent LAURENT MY CHILD MY DEAREST CHILD is a character you will not start liking from the get go. You probably want him to just s t o p. But jesus christ on a cracker the character development he goes through in the books are so amazing, I have yet to see something like this in any original fiction I have read (and take this with a grain of salt bcs I don’t read original fiction much ajhdfas). By mid book two you will fall in love with him as Damen is falling in love with him. My feelings for Laurent can be described with this one line ‘I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once.’ You will be slapped and attacked by so many emotions about this Cast Iron Bitch Prince™ (actual nickname from the book), and you will Suffer when he Suffers. 

The antagonist will make you want to gouge your eyes out everytime he comes into the story and g o d please just send him to the deepest corners of hell and incinerate his soul. 

THE SIDE CHARACTERS ARE EQUALLY AMAZING I don’t think I can make this answer any longer than it already is with my thesis on how great the side characters are. I will just say, remember this name: Charls the Renowned Veretian Cloth Merchant.

THE WORLD-BUILDING IS ABSOLUTELY FASCINATING. 

There is a queendom where literally females rule everything, but they don’t demean the males, when they are worthy. Different cultures, beliefs, taboos, and fASHION IN DIFFERENT COUNTRIES LIKE I HOPE SOMEBODY WILL MAKE THIS TRILOGY INTO A TV SERIES *whispers at netflix*

THE P L O T MAKES YOU WANT TO CLAW AT YOUR OWN FACE. 

Book one might be difficult to go through, due to the master/slave dynamic that is not for everyone and abuse in many different forms (physical, sexual and they are written explicitly or sometimes just vaguely inferred). Please heed the warnings. But, it does such a good job setting up the world, characters, and plot base.

Book two is when you realise the pain you go through in book one is fuckin’ worth it, because CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT!!! P L O T!!! ROOFTOP CHASES!!!! TENSION!!! SEXUAL TENSION!!! HAVE I MENTIONED CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT IM SOBBING IT’S SO GOOD. CHAPTER 19 NEEDS A SPECIAL MENTION HERE OH GOD THAT CHAPTER IS STILL HAUNTING ME

BOOK THREE IS JUST A COMPILATION OF ME SCREAMING FROM BEGINNING TO END 

THE BOOKS ARE JUST THAT GOOD AND IT’S WORTH THE MONEY YOU SPEND BUYING THEM, THE TIME YOU READ THEM, AND THE PAIN YOU SUFFER.

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last drink: Tea last phone call: Daddy last text message: My daddy will bring me 
last song listened to: B.A.P- Power last time i cried: Yesterday

have you ever:
 dated someone twice: No 
been cheated on: No 
kissed someone and regret it: Yes 
lost someone special: Yeah been depressed: Yeah been drunk and thrown up: No

in the past year have you:
 made a new friend: Yes 
fallen out of love: No 
laughed until you cried: Yes met someone who changed you: Yes 
found out who your true friends were: Yes found out someone was talking about you: No general:
 how many people on tumblr do you know in real life: 3 
do you have any pets: Yes 
do you want to change your name: No what time did you wake up today: 9:30 what were you doing last night: Wrote a poem name something you cannot wait for: Having my own family 
have you ever talked to a person named tom: No 
what’s getting on your nerves rn: It’s cold blood type: B 
nicknames: Liisu, I think  relationship status: Single zodiac sign: Scorpio pronouns: She/Her favourite tv show: Vice, Bing Bang theory, the Simpsons 
hair color: Light brown 
long or short: Short 
do you have a crush on someone: Yes what do you like about yourself: My face                 tattoos: Nope                                                  righty or lefty: Righty

firsts: 
first surgery: Never had 
first piercing: My ears, when I was 10, I think 
first best friend: Don’t remember first sport you joined: Running first vacation: I don’t know 
first pair of sneakers: Nah rn: 
eating: Nothing 
drinking: Water 
i’m about to: Watch the Simpsons listening to: Mino, Zico- Okey Dokey waiting for: Food want kids: Yes 
get married: Yeah career: A nurse

OKAY so he’s a character named freddie in a british series called cucumber 

he’s bi and very rude and very attractive and i am devastated

the actor’s name is freddie fox

cucumber is the first series and then there are two sister series that go along with it called banana and tofu. GO WATCH IT