Vegeta x Broly
Oh wow I’m digging these.
Send me a ship and I’ll tell you…
Which one sexts like a straight white boy?
Vegeta makes fancily-worded attempts but they always devolve into kinda painful to read sexts.
Which one cried during a fucking disney movie?
B R O L Y. Vegeta definitely didn’t wipe away a tear that one time. He did, however, melt the television with a Big Bang Attack when Ursula stole Eric from Ariel. “THAT CONNIVING LITTLE SHE-WITCH!”
Who put a goddamned fork in the microwave?
*looks at my boy, who still doesn’t know how to person*
Who does the silly hands-over-the-eyes “Guess who” thing?
No.
Who puts their cold hands/feet on their partner?
Broly and Vegeta gasps really loudly and pushes him away.
Who had that embarassing Reality TV marathon?
Yes. I’ve explained why Broly to death already, but Vegeta was sucked into an episode of Desperate Housewives, treating the whole thing as a joke and then genuinely getting into the drama of it all. “Stacy, you heartless bitch, I love you, kick Veronica’s ass.”
(I have never watched Desperate Housewives in my life, I don’t know if those are even names of the people on the show.)
Who laughs more during sex?
Vegeta as he proudly doms the Legendary Super Saiyan.
WHO IS THE LITTLE SPOON?
Vegeta, but only after he’s passed out and Broly can hold him without Vegeta being embarrassed and pushing Broly away.
