Purely based off an experience my friend just had:
Peter: Dude I completely shaved off the entirety of my left eyebrow
Harley: ...one DONT call me "dude" when I just had my dick in your mouth not even 5 mins ago
Peter: ....
Harley: TWO HOW THE HELL DID YOU SHAVE OFF AN ENTIRE EYEBROW WITH IN 5 MINS OF BEING UNSUPERVISED?!
Peter: ...
Morgan: You should slap some Nair on the other side to even it out!
Peter: *PROCEEDS TO SHAVE OFF OTHER FUCKING EYEBROW*












