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this is never not funny

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And he loves sword swallowers too!
J: Mom, wouldn't it be cool if my neck exploded and I joined the freak show and all the food I ate came out of my neck explosion? Me: Uhh.... is that how it would happen? J: Yes. Only, not quite. Me: Um.. okay.. J: But, if it did happen, it would be funny. Because sometimes necks explode like a potato.
You say potato, I say explosives.
Exploding Potatoes
*KABOOM*
Me: *bolts upright in bed* Mom. What was that?
Mom: One of the potatoes exploded in the oven.
A few days later...
*KABOOM*
Me: Did another potato explode?
Mom: Did you forget to poke holes in the potatoes again?
Me: Is that why they keep exploding? I had no idea!