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NEW SECRETS FOUND IN HUMAN GENOME
"Turns out we're another Brassica cultivar," says scientist

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BREAKING SCIENCE NEWS
NEW SECRETS FOUND IN HUMAN GENOME
"Turns out we're another Brassica cultivar," says scientist

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The real question is are both Belly and Conrad just putting in contacts everyday? Did they both have LASIK? What's going on with that?
I just had a realization. Whimsical nihilism. Explains my teenage years to a goddamn t. I never expected to make it to 30 so I just didn't care. Drank in fields. Made late night drives across state lines to try and get into concerts. Did incredibly stupid shit every weekend like camping in a truck bed. Walking beside a crazy guy with a hatchet through an alleyway. Dated a girl who was every fucking red flag. Whimsical nihilism. Because nothing mattered about a future where I didn't exist but I still wanted fo have fun. And I'm not gonna lie I still kinda feel that way sometimes. Nothing matters and I won't live forever so I'm gonna have fun.
My door keeps rattling and I'm home alone, which makes me feel like I'm in a horror movie (I also killed a lizard earlier-)
And now I feel like I have to tell that Santi would be the first to die in a horror movie - it's just my gut feeling
...How big of a lizard are we talking about, exactly?💀
Well, if we're following Horror Film tropes, the jock of the group does usually die, so yeah that means Santi is a goner. Not sure he would be first. I would assign the hosts like this:
Santi: jock
Tom: love interest of Jock
Lee: trope wise nerd who knows what's happening to them
Amy: popular girl
Ash: innocent/virgin
Steph: parent figure of heroes
MatPat: villain/murderer
So my order of horror movie deaths is Steph, Amy, Lee (who lore drops vital info before he bites it) with Santi & Tom dying at the same time to protect Ash.
Except SURPRISE! Steph is not dead, she's actually working with MatPat in some twisted evil lover situation and they both go after Ash. Ash barely manages to escape after they use Lee's lore drop knowledge to kill Matt and Steph at the last possible second. Ash comes home to a worried sick Sam, who consoles them as the cops arrive.
Then Fast Forward to the credits where we find out MatPat is totally still alive and his corpse makes a twitching motion right before we cut to black.
BTW I'm following Cabin in the Woods logic where the virgin/innocent always has to live or die last.
Thoughts?
OHH MY GOD!! 🥹

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Remember that time Ash Ketchum stayed 10 forever so he'd never have to leave the K.N.D?
Because I do..
i need giancarlo stanton to [redacted] my [redacted] until i [redacted]
happy ogata day 🚂