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Request: hi lovely, i have this funny / embarrassing habit of snoring really loud like an old man whilst sleeping and i happen to wake up with a sore throat most mornings :( can you possible write how exo would react to you snoring :’) thank u, have a lovely day 💖

XIUMIN

He’s a relatively light sleeper so you actually avoid sleeping in the same bed as him for a while and he only finds out when you accidentally fall asleep on his couch. It isn’t even that bad, but it still isn’t exactly sexy. For Xiumin though, as less about the snore itself and more about your sore throat in the morning. He goes with you to the doctor to make sure you’re okay~ “You were so worried over such a little thing? Haha, you’re such a worrier honey~”

SUHO

He wonders how much a large sound can come out of such a small person lol. He’s actually more concerned about your health than anything else so when he brings it up, it’s actually to tell you that he made an appointment for you with your doctor. Don’t be fooled though, he thinks your cute no matter what and he has at least one secret video of you snoring into your pillow. “Are you free this day babe? Good, your sleeping noises are getting louder so I talked to your doctor~~ please get checked so I know my babe is healthy~ ” he won’t call it snoring cause that’s not nice lmao

LAY

Actually usually sleeps through your snores. Despite being a somewhat light sleeper, he’s just really comfortable around you so hearing you snore is almost a comfort sound? Like when he hears it, he knows your safe and he can really relax. He does look into it though and offers nasal strips to help you sleep better after a particularly loud snore fest that wakes him up. “Huh? What’s that? Yes darling?.......that was a snore?....goodness I think the neighbors might be able to hear.”

BAEKHYUN

He thinks you’re really really really cute when you snore since it isn’t consistent, more like it happens when you sleep a certain way but he still wonders if you should see a doctor. He still teases you about it though, and has more videos then is probably possible of you sleeping. But they’re only for his eyes!  “You shouldn’t let you’re guard down like that jagi~ You never know what I’ll do to you in your sleep~” record you lmao

CHEN

You don’t even realize you snore yourself so when Chen brings it up you’re really embarrassed but he doesn’t seem phased at all. If anything he feels partly to blame since he sleeps with his head pretty much on your chest and that can’t be too good. He suggests going to a doctor but still clings to you at night. He kinda likes the rumble your chest makes and since one of his ears is covered it really doesn’t bother him. “Huh? You didn’t know snored? It isn’t bad babe~ You’re still perfect to me~”

CHANYEOL

“Nope can’t deal with this, I’m out.” LMAOOOO JK

SOoooo, the first time he hears your snore, he actually accidentally smacked you, thinking it was his alarm. When he realizes it’s you though, he feels absolutely terrible. But after that, he doesn’t really mind. It doesn’t bother him since he actually likes to have music on if he can. As long as he can cuddle you, and your snore isn’t serious, he’s perfectly content. “Babe! Baby! OMGI’MSOSORRYIHITYOUPLEASEDON’TBEMADIDIDN’TKNOWITWASYOU!!!” he didn’t even hit you hard but now you can use it again him :P

D.O.

Stressed not because you’re snoring but because he doesn’t know what to do or say about it to you.Would that be rude? How does he bring something like that up? He doesn’t want to embarrass you. But he’s also kinda concerned for your health? Rather then lose sleep over your snoring, he’s losing sleep from all his overthinking. Finally he tells you though, looking more like a scared mouse lol but he means well and actually didn’t think much of your snoring to begin with. “How do you tell someone they snore without being mean?...I don’t want to hurt their feelings...this is hard.”

KAI

Another sleeper on the heavier side, it also takes him a while to notice, mainly because you only snore when you’re in a really deep sleep. When he does finally notice, he’s surprised but also happy you’re so relaxed with him around. He also uses it as an opportunity to get new better pillows and just things overall to make sleep more comfortable.  “Check this out babe~ This air infuser is suppose to help you sleep better~ Let’s get it!” 

SEHUN

Even when you think he’s the one who would be the most sassy and blunt about it, he’s strangely also kind? You’re so perfect in his eyes that it’s almost a relief that you have a flaw. He has tons of videos of you sleeping which you find and that’s how you find out you snore at all. When you ask him about it he plays it off bashfully.  “If you didn’t have a flaw I would be nervous you were actually an angel and not real. Besides, you’re so cute clinging to me and making your little noises~” maybe he’s so sassy he’s evolved to be nice sassy???????

Request: Hello love your work so far. When you have the chance can you do a reaction of exo’s crush or s/o (cus I guess maybe not all of them will be into a dirty minded girl) making a lot of dirty jokes.

everyone is so polite when they make a request it’s so cute~ I actually laughed a lot during this request so I hope you enjoy it as much as I enjoyed writing it!

XIUMIN Is 10000% percent on board with all the things you’re saying he should do to you tonight, even if you are joking. It’s just...when you say it out loud it can become a bit embarrassing. Now he’s just conflicted on what he should do especially since your jokes have only increased since the two of you started dating.

“Gosh I love y/n... but was it a joke this time? Or not?... Should I carry them out of here?...Aish..”

Suho

Oh you thought Daddy Suho was going to be shy???? Okay, well, yea. At least when you’re doing all your joking around people, particularly the other members. He’s the leader after all and has to provide a good role-model image and he wasss a bit shy in the beginning. But when you two are alone... “Oh? You want to do what to me baby? I think I can arrange that.” oh boyyyy

Lay He may ooze sex appeal but he’s still a sweet boy at heart. Your jokes will definitly make him blush but he also thinks it’s cute how honest you are. Further into your relationship, he’s more relaxed and comfortable with you and his own sex drive and now he can only chuckle under his breath. (cause honestly, that sexy side of him is never too far away) “Doesn’t she feel any shame? My girl is so bold... So cute..”

BAEKHYUN Sure he jokes around a lot, but not the way you do. lol When he first hears your kind of jokes all he can do is stare and wonder what the heck he should say in response. it doesn’t scare him off though, and soon he learns to match your humor with his own blend of dry humor. “You want to try what new position with me tonight? Okay babe, I’ll set a reminder on my phone so we don’t forget.” y/n what have you done? lmao

Chen Has he met his dirty minded equal?At first he laughs along with any of your jokes but over time he starts to compete with you over who exactly is the dirtiest. It annoys the crap out of all the other members but the two of you are too invested at this point lol. Eventually he ends it with a finishing blow. “Okay, well, we can see who’s the worst in the bedroom okay? Cause I like you so we’re dating now. Okay? Okay.” this boi. 

Chanyeol Did he just hear you correctly? His brain is in overload. He’s half terrified cause his sweet s/o just joked about all the way they were going to make him scream tonight but he’s also half intrigued. Cause how many ways were they imagining? He’s also very pleased to be able to see this new side of you, even if it is a little embarrassing for him. “Baby? Don’t say these kinds of things around anyone else but me okay? If you promise me that you can do whatever you want to me later”

D.O. Does. Not. Know. What. To. Do. Send. Help. He is seriously confused if what you’re saying is in fact a joke like you’re saying it is or if it’s the truth. Even if you tell him it’s a joke he’s internally panicking and worried about it more. Even after dating a while, he can’t seem to get when you’re being serious or not.  “y/n was joking..But does that mean they want me to do that secretly? Should I try that position?.. I don’t think I can tie those knots in some ropes..”

Kai Oh god what does he do??? He’s not used to this sort of bluntness and he’s not sure what to do. Mainly he’s just panicking because you actually said what he was thinking..out loud. Also dumbfounded because you’re actually giving him ideas on what he can do to you later. But he’s still a sweet heart and tried to laugh so you don’t feel awkward with the silence. “oh my god y/n.... how can you say that with such a straight face? it’s a good idea but still.. people might hear..............but let’s try that later okay?” 

Sehun All your dirty jokes have backfired. Bad. You wanted to make Sehunnie blush and squirm and get a good laugh at him but instead you’re awaken a beast. He’s dead serious about making it all true. He is shocked sure, but mostly because he didn’t think of doing those things first. He even compliments you vivid imagination. “But you were saying all that stuff earlier? Come on, let’s make it happen~”

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XIUMIN

The moment he realizes you’re sick it’s all business. It’s putting you to bed, giving you medicine and getting you some food to eat. But make no mistake, you could have the slightest of fevers and this boi is worried about you. He just doesn’t want you to see him like that. Busies himself by cleaning your house and by the time you wake up, it’s spotless. Laughs along to your jokes but honestly, he was worried as heck. “Hey, don’t tease me~ Just eat your soup and get better okay...? Good.”

SUHO

The most OVER-PROTECTIVE BOI on the planet. You have to make sure he doesn’t go overboard cause the last time you got sick he called half a hospital to your house. The middle ground is him taking care of you but even then, seemingly no one is allowed to visit you while you’re sick lest you get sick even more. He’s oddly sensitive to you getting sick and even after you get better he reminds you to take your vitamins and supplements.  “Oh yea hun, one of your friends stopped by. But she was coughing so I told her to call you later instead~” yandere a little maybe...? hehe

LAY

Doesn’t miss a beat. He never makes you feel like a burden or a trouble and seems oddly at ease taking care of you. Even when you feel like crap you can’t help but smile at all the effort he’s putting in especially when he goes out of his way to make sure you’re comfortable. He may seem a little clueless sometimes but when it comes to you and your health, nothing is more important to him and you’re reminded that he’s an adult through and through. “So first you take this...than this...and than you take this..ah, don’t laugh babe, you need to get better soon”

BAEKHYUN

The moment he hears you’re sick over the phone he rushes over, dropping everything else. He reels himself in though, since his first instinct is to pounce all over you and instead stops by a store, picking up several different kinds of medicine cause you might need at least one of them. Carefully enters your house to take care of you and is gentle with you, never complaining even when you threw up a little on his shoes. “Come on babe, let’s get you up and well again so we can go on another date, kay?”

CHEN

Is extremely gentle with you, seemingly afraid he’ll break you. It’s tough seeing you sick and even though he’ll manage to toss in some jokes about how raspy your voice is from all your coughing, he’ll only have his attention on you. He doesn’t care about your germs and gets into bed with you, singing to you softly until you go to sleep, before running off to do any errands you had so you have less to worry about. “Aish, my girl is so busy..that’s why she got sick, always working..”

D.O

Feels helpless and can’t stand it. He knows you won’t get better in the next hour but still wishes for it. He’s extra gentle with you and everything you eat is made with love and extra nutrients. Actually has to step away a few times “for air” but really it’s so he can call others for advice. He’ll do anything you ask of him, even if that means watching all the movies he’s been in. “So what do you want to do while you rest..? Watch My Annoying Brother..? But you always cry-.. Okay, let me put it on for us.”

CHANYEOL

Over-bearing in a loving way. He can’t help but worry and every time you wince in pain because your flu is a bitch, it hurts him too. Eventually, he can’t stand it and just decides to carry you everywhere without any regard to himself. Half the time you get sick he ends up sick too cause what are boundaries??? At least he gets really good at making you well again. “Aish babe, don’t worry about me, you’re as light as a feather! And I won’t get sick, I’ll kick the sickness’s butt!” (sick two days later ahem)  

KAI

Actually isn’t used to seeing you so weak and that surprises him a little. But he never leaves your side for a moment cause what could be more important? He’s diligent in making sure you take all your medicine and gently plays with your hair until you sleep and even when you wake up again he’s still there. You have to make sure he is taking of himself and you can’t help but laugh at him and only then do you see how stressed he’s been. “Sorry, I guess I forgot to take care of myself..Hey, don’t laugh..I was really worried.”

SEHUN

While it would have been entirely too easy to tease you, the sassiest boy turns into gold. He’s constantly taking care of you and even in your groggy state he doesn’t seem to mind all the playful verbal jabs you’re throwing at him. He doesn’t know a lot about what to do so he ends up calling your mom while you’re sleeping and doing anything she says with exceptional diligence.  “Yes yes, I know I’m a big stinky butt, yes yes,” *kisses forehead*

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After the Jongbae Boyfriend headcanons went up I actually got *2* requests for Chanyeol and YALL KNOW I’M A SLUT FOR CHANYEOL so here we gooooo  (ง ื▿ ื)ว [ chen ] [ kai ]

♥ shy boyfriend!

♥ can’t believe he has someone to call his own

♥ LOVES showing you off even in random ways

♥ someone might be talking about a certain food

♥ “ “y/n” loves that food...hmmm maybe I should take her some...”

♥ uses literally any excuse to see you

♥ “hey you left this half empty water bottle in my car, thought you might want it”

♥ impromptu concerts as he shows off new music on his guitar

♥ and car rides just to spend some time together

♥ you get a new sister! since he and his sister are close

♥ he might not show it a lot, but he tends to over work himself, so whenever you bring him snacks/food or tell him get some sleep he just smiles and listens cause wow you’re perfect

♥ CUDDLE BUG, he’s a tall boy so it can get kinda weird but he loves snuggling against you

♥ will literally do anything if you’re sad or upset, dance silly, bring food, anYthIng

♥ you can’t decide what’s better, wearing his clothes or the fact that he LOVES you wearing his clothes

♥ family dates with his family!  

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♥ actually scared boi

♥ Like oh shit you made a noise did I hurt you???

♥ is this right? is that right??

♥ but don’t worry

♥ once he learns

♥ OH BOIIIIIII

♥ all he has to do is bite his lip and there go your panties

♥ once he’s comfortable is surprisingly into rough sex

♥ which is great except for all the marks you have to hide lol rip

♥ likes you on top ;)

♥ physically can’t handle when you send a dirty picture

♥ was he working on something important?

♥ NOW HE’S WORKING ON YOU

♥ doesn’t really make a lot of noise but he gets really breathy and wow that’s hot

♥ AFTERCARE bae~ helps you get dressed mainly cause you can’t walk 

♥ makes sure you have a drink and soft blanket after and is soft boi again 

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♥ is probably the most ‘normal’ relationship out of all the guys lol ♥ since he’s the eldest he knows what he wants and what he likes ♥ and what he likes is you wink wonk ♥ does go out of his way to impress you ♥ like making you a cup of coffee in the morning with a design in the foam ♥ anything that makes your face light up ♥ KNOWS he is a man of duality so prepare your hecKiN heart ♥ one second he’s cute ♥ the next you want to rip his clothes off ♥ AND HE KNOWS IT ♥ LIKE DON’T LAUGH WHILE WE’RE DYING ♥ adores cuddling on the couch ♥ being with you brings out other sides of him even he didn’t know he had ♥ like a fatherly side? He loves taking care of you?? ♥ Or his protectiveness? Please stop jumping on the bed you’ll fall????? ♥ *puts 50 pillows on the floor** ♥ DAD JOKES INTENSIFIES ♥ he brings his bright energy everywhere ♥ nothing is boring with him around

¡ nsfw ! ♥ a REALLY good kisser ♥ like the kind of kiss that makes you sensitive all over?? ♥ is rough.com ♥ not even just like rough sex but rough in general?? ♥ like he can last all day and how is that possible??? ♥ definitely takes notes on what you like ♥ until eventually you’re just this soup on the floor ♥ he bring out /your/ kinkiness ♥ cause he makes you feel so damn sexy ♥ BUT he’s still very careful and loving with you ♥ sends dirty text messages that make you turn red all over ♥ likes to playfully smack your butt all the time hehehehehe

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♥ never really told the other guys y’all were dating??? ♥ imagine the surprise when there’s someone d.o.’s willing to see on a daily basis ♥ SWEET boi ♥ isn’t even intentionally sweet but, “hey, this is a movie I’ve really wanted to watch... want to come watch it with me?” ♥ takes forever to hold your hand because he’s too nervous and doesn’t want to startle you ♥ and when he does, it’s just your pinky ♥ non-verbal with his affection ♥ lightly touches you ALL the time, on your upper arm, lower back, ect ♥ also has a habit of squeezing you? ♥ not bad, just barelY on your hand or where ever as a silent ‘i love you’ ♥ starts cooking more but won’t admit it’s for you ♥ “there was a grocery sale so I have to make dinner” ♥ a REALLY good listener, he might not chime in a lot but he’ll remember that lady’s sister’s dog you mentioned 2 weeks ago ♥ you get to witness the more relaxed side of him where he’s playful and you get to see he’s actually really funny  ♥ overthinks the smallest things yet does the big stuff effortlessly like saying ‘i love you’ ♥ WILL KILL ANY BUGS ...tough boi

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♥ even kissing is a big deal for him ♥ it means more ♥ but that doesn’t mean he won’t do it ♥ but is torn at first between ‘i’m a man, i need to be tough’ and ‘oh god i’m a boy what do I do’ ♥ comMUNIcation is key with him ♥ you might need to lead him at first with what to do ♥ but he’s surprisingly eager to learn ;’D ♥ kinda silent but he’s very honest ♥ “I like the way you taste..”  ♥ OH BOI IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE? ♥ once he’s comfortable becomes a kissing monster ♥ more into soft kisses than the messy stuff ♥ gentle, because he doesn’t want to push you too much ♥ loves cuddling after sex  ♥ and just talking with you while touching you

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request: Hello, Can i request a exo reaction to their girlfriend being a crazy fangirl of a another idol guy  ? Thank you ! 

( I had about half written out when my boyfriend shut down my laptop without saving so I lost everything and I can’t remember what I wrote so rip me )

XIUMIN Overall, he’s a complete sweetie who’s kind to everyone. That being said he certainly has a bit of possessiveness to him that only you know about. So when you’re squealing in front of the TV every time Jackson (GOT7) appears, he’s mature enough not to say anything. He simply starts walking around without his shirt on. “Ah, that guy has a nice body, it’s so easy for younger guys ya know? Someone likes me has to try even harder.” (i’m laughing so hard rn someone stop me)

SUHO As leader, he always has to be respectful, kind, and courteous. He’s the one that all the other members look up to, he’s responsible and- wait, did you just change your phone background from him to the leader of BTS??? Goes from jealousy, to minor rage, to fear in the span of about 5 seconds and is now clinging to your side.

“Babe? Babe I’m still your favorite right? I mean, he’s cool and all but I’m still your favorite leader right??”

LAY Just like Xiumin, Lay looks so cute and adorable but can switch on you in 2 seconds and turn into a man who can make you question your morals. He does appreciate a good dancer when he sees one though and gets more curious than jealous. Unknowingly gets pay-back when he copies the dance moves. (; “Wah baobai, Minghao (SEVENTEEN) really knows how to dance!” *copies*

D.O Probably the least jealous member but that doesn’t mean he’s made of stone. He won’t mind all the posters of Mark (NCT) and he’ll even occasionally tease you gently about your crush. He’s truly laid back but once he sees a NCT coffee mug, it might have a little accident aka totally falling into the trash can on its own. Surprises you by simply hanging Exo stuff around the house.

“Wow, your new coffee mug was in the trash can? I wonder how that happened? The posters? No, that wasn’t me.”

BEAKHYUN Surprisingly doesn’t say a thing when he notices your growing love for SEVENTEEN’s Woozi. He doesn’t mind you watching videos about him while you eat, he doesn’t mind that you bought a sweater with his name on it, but over time your merch starts to go missing and the Woozi background on your laptop changed without you doing anything. When you bring it up to him, he finally explodes with all his pent up feelings. “But jagiii! I’m your boyfriend! I just hid those things under the bed so you can see my face more clearly!”  (this boi..)

CHEN Tries really really hard to play it cool at first. He’s a cool boyfriend, he doesn’t get jealous; he doesn’t need to be jealous. He’s awesome. At least, that’s what he tells himself over and over. But that’s the 11th Lucas (NCT) video you’ve watched today and you’ve barely looked at him all day. So he dramatically stomps over and lays right on your lap, covering your phone.

“Jagiiii, are you replacing me?? I won’t let you!”

CHANYEOL Doesn’t really know how to react when he goes to meet you and you’re wearing a Ten (NCT) sweater and have a new Ten key chain on your bag. He’s thinking about it the entire day. Doesn’t want to seem like a jealous boyfriend but before the night is over he’s at your lap, holding you close. “Is it because he can sing and dance! I can sing and dance jagi!” 

KAI Angry puppy. Has increasing levels of sulkiness the more you fangirl over GOT7′s Mark. When you finally look over at him he’s just a frowning mess and won’t stop until you admit you think he’s better. Playfully gets back at you by repeatedly telling you how great over female singers are~ “You’ve been spending more time talking about Mark than you have cuddling with me! So you owe me cuddle time!”

SEHUN Of course is jealous at first. He doesn’t like to feel second to anyone. Yea, he likes Big Bang too but darn it, he’s your #1. Those are the boyfriend rules! He loudly protests but when you mention that you just can’t help how cool Seungri is, he completely switches gears and is suddenly smug.  “Oh yea? Well, he sang to me while singing on my lap!” (lord have mercy on this sassy child)