exo hc: type of drunk
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Junmyeon
the drunk uncle
signature drink: all wine
dad jokes
taking drinks out of others hands
and drinking themĀ
donāt play their songs cuz he will dance
like a dad
he vows to take care of the others while drinking
winds up being the one everybody takes care of
āFIGHT ME IāM THE KOREAN HAN SOLOā
Minseok
the veteran
signature drink: irish coffee
we all know xiumin likes to drink
has a super high tolerance
when he finally becoms drunk heāll spew out all his deepest thoughts
also will repeat the same things/stories over and over
clingy af
will totally drop it down low if a good song comes on
āhey did I ever tell you about that ti-āĀ
āYES HYUNG FOR THE 1000TH TIME YES YOU HAVEā
Jongdae
the tipsy
signature drink: long island icetea
Minseoks drinking buddy
cuz they can both drink a lot
heāll be tispy after like 2 bottles
giggly
smiles at nothing
which creeps the members out
also very touchy when actually drunk
Kyungsoo
the social drunk
signature drink: old fashioned
comes out of his shell after a few drinks
talks to strangers
laughsĀ
so squishy
if you force him to the dance floor heāll akwardly dance
and occasionally screech
gummy smile the entire time
Yixing
the messy drunk
signature drink: margaritas
clumsy
might have numb fingers cuz he canāt hold onto shit
mouth will be slighty open at all times
looks dazed
people will mistake him for high and not drunk
cuz heāll say some deep shit
āhow can we know that unicorns donāt exist tho...ā
Baehyun
the horny drunk
signature drink: sex on the beach
a lil hoe when heās drunk
his hand is always on someones thigh
probably chanyeols
has a hard time keeping his clothes on
flirts with inanimate objects such as doors
will end up on the bar/club floor at the end of the night
depends on the other members to get him home
if concious heāll seeks out pole like objects so he can grind on them
āBaekhyun leave that lamppost alone!ā
Chanyeol
the LOL
signature drink: gin tonic
all jokes are great jokes to him when heās drunk
has laugh attacks that last 30 minutes
and when they stop heāll drink more so they come back
climbs on bars to give dumb toasts and to sing
āI just want to say that i love you all, the goverment is lying to us and yes lay, unicorns existā
ends up falling and laughing even more
somebody help him
Jongin
the self love drunk
signature drink: rosƩ
feels like the baddest bitch
walks around the bar like itās a runway
becomes a full on blonde bimbo
hits people with the most cheesy pickup lines
and then laughs before they can even respond
him and sehun will team up against the others and roast them
Sehun
the diva
signature drink: tequila
when drunk he becomes a teenager again
nobody is safe from his roasts
hide yo kids hide yo wife cuz sehun is in a mood tonight
heāll be nonstop laughing at the others offended looks
but donāt say anything remotly mean to him tho cuz heāll cry
never says anything mean to Kyungsoo
louder than usual
ādance battle me broā
