"jONGIN THE COUNTER IS A NO CAT AREA. ALSO DROP THE CHICKEN THAT MOMMY'S LUNCH"

"Suho stop tryna take my cards. *sighed*"

"Can't i pet u for once. Dont give me that sassy look, hunnie"

"JESUS CHRIST SEHUN STOP HUMPING LUHAN HES A BOY"

"MINSEOKKIE Y SO PRETTY"

"kyungsoo why the glare? I thought you like the sailor costume /.\"

"Kris please stop turning my sofa into contemporary art"

"Chen and bAEKHYUN STOP BITING EACH OTHER"

"CHANYEOL NO HITTING ON KSOO WITH YOUR TAIL"

"NO KYUNGSOO NOT THE KNIFE cHANYEOL RUN"

"TAOZIII Y SHUU PRETTY"

"SEHUN I SWEAR TO GOD STOP HUMPING THE POOR BOY"

"NO TAOZI A CAT DOESN'T NEED $400 CAT BED"

"Suho are u tryna tell me tuna isnt a 'grand' meal? Its premium tuna!! Stop looking at my caviar"

"Why y'all like humping each other. I give up."

"jONGIN WHAT DID U ATE WHAT DID YOU ATE OPEN YOUR MOUTH oh GOD-"

"chen ITS FOUR AM YOURE BEING LOUD"

"CHANYEOL NO BRINGING DEAD BIRDS IN THE HOUSE"

"FOR THE LAST TIME ZITAO WE'RE NOT BUYING $1000 EXCLUSIVE GUCCI CAT BED"

"Chanyeol...why are u licking your balls in front of baekhyun...?"

"BAEK YOURE TOO HYPER"