#excessive capitalization

The way I'm watching criminal minds and derek fucking morgan (from southside chicago) says "I'd never been to a cabin, much less a lake," like you lived in fucking Chicago on Lake fucking Michigan. Being from the Southside doesn't mean you've never been to the Lake. The City was founded around The Lake. The Lake is a huge fucking thing people go to in the summer. I have no doubts your mother (who worked a lot) just told you and your sisters to go to The Lake during the summer when you were out of school. You've seen a Fucking Lake

In other news, I just panicked and vacuumed up a Very Large Evil-Looking Black Spider before Demon Cat got to it (he was stalking it, and it looked Evil), but now it is alive inside the vacuum, and I feel guilty but cannot bring myself to go outside and open said vacuum up and free him, because that requires getting Too Close.