You can call me crazy.
I thought I would go ahead and write down all the silly, off-the-wall crazy bullshit my imagination has been occupying itself with these past few weeks...you never know when you need a good laugh (especially lately) and at some point in the future, I want to make sure I remember what I was thinking so I can say to myself "Self, you were seriously waaaayyyYYYyyy off the mark."
But first... ARE THEY JUST DUMB WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY LOOKING AT WHEN JEON JUNGKOOK IS SITTING INCHES AWAY NAKED???1!!1??
Sneaky of him to hide his new tattoos.
Crazy-ass idea #1: New music will come much sooner than expected. Like soon, soon. Very soon. If Jungkook is going to bed early... and if Hobi is barely posting on his Instagram and when he does it's a pic of him looking like this... then some serious rehearsals are going on.
Hair colors and haircuts. Spiffing up for fashion events and whatever else is on the schedule...like new music about to drop.
Yoongi's first Instagram post after two long years. Of course, when he's not working on BTS music, I believe Yoongi is working with his kids for the grand opening of the Min Yoongi Treatment Center which is supposed to happen next week. There was a hint that perhaps the center is already open which would make sense to have a soft opening prior to a public and official event which is scheduled for Sept. 29.
Crazy-ass idea #2: In Are You Sure season 2 we are gonna learn some stuff we never thought we'd ever know. Seriously. Better be careful what we wish for. When I say "we" I mean EVERYYY BODYYYYY. Some people ought not get too comfy with their idea of what reality is because some truth bombs might drop on us. No I'm not worried. At all. About anything. Might we will also get a tattoo reveal? From both of them? We wait™.
One of the things we may learn is that when Jimin said he settled down after they were assigned to their artillery post in the military, we might learn that, in a way, he realized he could complete his service successfully because he's smart and being a leader comes natural to him. And carrying that confidence with him back to BTS group work is going to show in the new music. Hobi is a great example of this. We watched him evolve as a performer from the time he was discharged until Lollapalooza Berlin. The transformation from pre-military to post Lolla Berlin is staggering, don't you agree?
Remember, this entire post is not me telling you facts, it is merely a brain exercise (exorcise?) to clear out all the thoughts that are thoughting.
