Tobirama Spins the Reincarnation Wheel: Part 1
Hows about an AU where Orochimaru couldnāt summon Tobirama?Ā
The Shinigami was amused by the Edo Tensei, but not enough to avoid punishing the egotistic human responsible. So Tobirama is not given the right to go to the Pure Land- instead, heās instantly reincarnated.
As Mitarashi Anko.
Anko lives her life with no clue that she used to be the Nidaime until something wakes him up (maybe Orochimaru with the Edo Tensei? Or Anko stumbles across one of Tobiramaās old labs that had been looted?). After aĀ āminorā mental breakdown Tobirama comes to the conclusion that heās only freaking out about the reincarnation thing. The whole suddenly-a-woman-thing not so much. (Maybe a little about theĀ āno shirts in her closetā thing, but whatever. Itās worked as a distraction till now, no need to fix what isnāt broken)
For added flavor, Hashirama and Madara (maybe Izuna? Surely Orochimaru would take all advantages of the strongest ninja Konoha had to (once) offer) find out about Tobiās new... life choices....Ā
(Tobi would totally return to being albino whether he wanted to or not)
(Hashirama isnāt pleased with his little whatever-sex-of-the-week and all the looks Anko gets)
(Anko is still a flirty little shit. Tobi being in control with full memories means nothing)
(Anko/Tobi: Awwww come on Madara! Wouldnāt you like to have some real fun? You can finally get laid~ -waggles brows and grins-
Madara: -sputters- fuck you!! Iām not a virgin!! Iāve had sex before!!!!
Anko/Tobi: ....-sad/concerned look- ....Madara... missions donāt count.
Hashirama: -spits tea- -coughs- daaaammmmnnnnn)
