#excalibur7

How did these comic book writers and artists even know about bondage outfits like the one Brian is wearing before the Internet existed? I mean… me personally… I have no idea what that thing is he’s wearing because I don’t even have the Internet and don’t have any means to become kink educated because I’m too busy fostering stray cats and delivering meals to the elderly. Anyway, halfway through this comic book Illyana Rasputin’s soul sword manifested itself for Kitty Pryde. The only other time we’ve seen this happen was back during Secret Wars II when the Beyonder temporarily killed off the New Mutants, so this must be a dire development for Kitty who can only assume something terrible has happened to her best friend. (Excalibur #7 – Apr 1989 – Inferno Crossovers)

This wrap around cover is absolutely jaw dropping in person (even though this scan is a little shrunken on tumblr). I wonder how long it takes to draw something like this. (Excalibur #7 – Apr 1989 – Inferno Crossovers)

Aw goblin weddings are just the best. Like the one at the end of Beetlejuice. With the glazed eyed demon officiants and the cute little demon goblins dressed all nice for their big day. This is the only way I would ever consider getting married again. (Excalibur #7 – Apr 1989 – Inferno Crossovers)

Even while everything in New York City is getting possessed and eating people, including all of the vacuum cleaners and fire escapes, the gargoyles are still sweet little gargoyle buddies!!! Gargoyles are just the best. I hope we get to see some more of this guy. (Excalibur #7 – Apr 1989 – Inferno Crossovers)

You don't need a mawthter, Crotus! You've got moxie! And panache!! Now is your chance to shine! Go get em little buddy! (Excalibur #7 – Apr 1989 – Inferno Crossovers)

Awwwww!!! That little guy is so cute!!! I hope Crotus and Rachel get married and have lots of little mannequin goblins and live happily ever after!!! Also, I didn’t post about it, but Kurt totally fell off the Empire State Building and ate pavement in the last issue. It was pretty awesome. (Excalibur #7 – Apr 1989 – Inferno Crossovers)

Pretty sure this is the plot of that New Mutants horror movie that’s never coming out. (Excalibur #7 – Apr 1989 – Inferno Crossovers)