Do not ask an ex boyfriend questions about a girl who has recently frequently tagged him on Facebook. He might actually spill that this is his new girlfriend who he actually started dating two weeks after your four year (FOUR YEAR) relationship ended. He might actually then elaborate slightly on how much fun they actually had at all of the Facebook check in locations...at rodeo (that was so close to our breakup I was originally going with him), at the SF Giants game (3 blocks away from my house) and on the vacation to the lake with his entire extended family. Then he might slip and tell you how it's just so nice to really be liked by someone. Then you might want to hit him through the phone...but then you might have some vodka on the rocks. Then you might receive a booty call (in the form of like 20 persistent text messages) from the hot chiropractor while still listening to your ex bf tell about his lame new gf. But you might actually say no and be a good girl and go to bed. And then you might write about this on your blog while finishing off your vodka and thinking about the hot far away fireman and actually hoping he was actually in the bed with you. Lesson learned: Ex bfs can really suck sometimes.