#exansation

thinking of ‘97 james currently

i love james’ belly i wanna lay on it like a pillow

hes so silly i just need him to ram into me like theres no tomorrow

loves bbq restaurants

is addicted to his phone even when youre over

farts and shoves you under the covers😕

steals your pillows after you get up (he already has 4)

will force you to look for his missing guitar pick as it was sitting right in front of him

likes having his hair washed by you

will spam call you/spam your texts after you already told him you were extra busy at work

if you have a cat together he will baby it and spoil it so much it doesnt even know how to live a normal life anymore

will stare at you randomly

likes when you do his hair but only for your guys’ eyes only

this is soooo real. he is like an ipad kid. he is addicted to his phone and can’t do much without it. he watches video essays while he eats his microwaved leftovers from the meal you had at his favorite bbq place the night prior.

he thinks he’s soooo funny when he dutch ovens you ☹️. and he steals all your blankets, your pillows, sometimes your stuffed animals too. he also takes 0.5x pics of you in bed all the time. even if you’re telling him no because you look disgusting, he’ll take the picture and go “awww, you look so beautiful, baby.” before showing you the most horrendous image to ever grace this earth.

he will send you so many tiktoks while you’re at work, and so you’ll spend most of your break watching them. and he just sends you texts asking stupid questions, like how to turn the dishwasher on (he knows how, he just wants you to text him.)

also, showering with him is his favorite thing ever. he loves having his head scrubbed by you and has almost fallen asleep while youre doing it multiple times. he’s like a big baby.

around the house, sometimes he’ll just come into the room you’re in and stare at you without a word for like two minutes and then leave again. he is a weirdo, but he’s your weirdo.