for The Sweet Birthday Boy, Chris â@crankyplierâ Nestor
u get ur bad present early bc i will probably forget on the actual day tbh ): also thereâs no returns srry
y'all donât know it but i lowkey fuck w evthan (u also donât know that i wrote this at like 3am a few nights ago and it took me like four days to edit and finish it)
Several huffs and noises of disapproval drifted quietly out of the room, repeating every few minutes and a name among the frustrated sounds.
âTyyyyylerrrr,â Ethan sighs and walks through his roomâs doorway to huff exaggeratedly into the small living space of their apartment. âCanât I just borrow one of your shirts, or maybe you could actually help me?â
âNo, because theyâd probably be too big for you-â (An annoyed noise is made to interrupt him, but it goes overall unnoticed.) âAnd itâs kind of your date, not mine, so why should I?â Itâs all spoken without even a glance up at Ethan from the sofa, eyes glued to the phone grasped in his hands.
The younger looks back down at the graphic tee currently adorning his upper half, his torso emblazoned with several RPG character icons he knows and loved. Alongside several he admittedly doesnât know, but he tries not to dwell on that. âTyler, please. I just want you to tell me if something looks okay or not!â
Tyler looks up at him lazily. He eyes the shirt, skipping the dark pair of jeans that fit with all of Ethanâs wardrobe, eyes his sneakers. âGet rid of the nerdy shirt and put on something that doesnât scream âI once played a game for three days straight with no sleep while I lived off yoghurt and Pepsiâ, and youâre good.â
âItâs not nerdy!â Ethan shouts as he retreats back into his room to change yet again.
âItâs nerdy.â
He only huffs once more in reply. As much as Tyler did have a point, there werenât many shirts that he owned that were suitable for a âcasual dateâ. He didnât even know if Evan was going full-on casual or just borderline casual.
God, now heâs even more nervous if that was possible. He hadnât even thought of this. Evan had said over their texts it wasnât some fancy restaurant they were going to with small plates for big prices. There isnât a place in his mind that isnât a fancy restaurant that would be a place for dates. If Ethan was planning this, heâd probably bother Tyler with date ideas and eventually stick with the plan of the local Italian place that he found online. But Evan had promised something small, nothing elaborate where neither would enjoy it. Just a small date with some food they know they both like. No biggie.
Ethan fumbled to put the shirt he had on back on the coat hanger and in the closet, pulling out any less ânerdyâ shirt he could grab.
Itâs only been a few months since they actually started talking; is this too soon? Jeez, his nerves are getting too out of hand tonight. His hands fiddle with the hem of his shirt when itâs comfortably on, scanning over the design and biting his lip in thought. Maybe talking more or even Skyping a few more times? Then again, maybe itâd be a horrible idea to video chat more before this.
Thereâs been a handful of times - actually, it might be all of the times theyâve video called - where Ethanâs almost dropped his phone or spilt his drink. Itâs entirely not his fault! Heâs letting Evan unknowingly take all the blame for the egg-sized water stain in his bedroom carpet because it is technically his fault. Ethanâs not to be held responsible for Evanâs good looks and charmingly devilish smile.
âEthan!â Tyler calls out to him and footsteps approach his open doorway. âYour dateâs here.â He says blankly.
âShit, okay, uh-â Ethan almost the bare coat hanger that was still in one of his hands. âHow does-How does this look?â He asks and looks expectantly down at his own shirt as if it held the answers.
Tylerâs quiet as he looks at him again before pulling out one of the few button ups he owns and passing it to him. âJust put that over it and youâll be fine. Stop worrying before you sweat through both of your shirts.â
âDonât say that!â Ethan complains as he shrugs on the button up. He pats his pocket to check his phone is there, pats his other for his wallet and keys, fluffs up his hair a little in the mirror in passing out of his room. âYou sure I look fine?â
âYes, now just go have fun!â The older insists, nudging him faster towards the apartment door where Evan probably stood. He must look fine, right? Right.
Ethan canât lie and say itâs not a shock at how stunned he is when he pulls the door from where it stood partially open. Thereâs only so much bad FaceTime and Skype quality can do to the video feed, alongside several photos heâs seen of Evan, but Christ on a cracker Ethan hadnât expected an angel on his doorstep.
The other had definitely gone casual, not so much that it seemed like they were just hanging out but not too less that it was obvious it was a date. Ethan almost felt overdressed in a way with the extra upper layer compared to the black V-neck adorning the other. The same dazzling grin he had during calls was also there, perking up small dimples and rounded tan cheeks and yeah, okay, letâs hope no drinks are spilt tonight by Ethanâs hand because of this.
âHey! I, uh, didnât realise it was almost 7 already.â Ethan almost chokes on his own saliva to get the words out, quickly managing to throw a goodbye over his shoulder to Tyler as he shuts the door.
Evan breathes something akin to a laugh and sidles next to Ethan down the stairwell to his car. âI wouldnât worry too much; I wouldâve been late if it werenât for the five alarms I set on my phone.â
Itâs certainly good to know he wasnât the only one almost late for their set time, and heâs thankful itâs not an awkward stride into an even awkwarder evening like he inwardly assumed it would be.
âThanks for picking me up, by the way,â Ethan finds himself saying when theyâre in Evanâs car buckling his seatbelt. âIf Tyler drove me wherever weâre going, heâd probably either follow me in or never let me leave the car.â
âNah, itâs all good!â Evan waves him off with a laugh and the engine starts. âPlus, it makes it more of a weird, shitty surprise when we get there.â He grins again at Ethan, soft and sweet, and Ethan realised that something is probably gonna be spilt this evening.
They do end up at an Italian place, but itâs instead a small pizza place that only has one or two people inside.
âI know it looks shitty, but I promise this pizza is so good that youâll never order anywhere else again.â Evan had promised, and he definitely kept good on that promise. They both got a few slices of their own choices each and even Ethanâs own choice of the classic pepperoni tasted heavenly.
âNow, I donât usually eat pizza too often,â Ethan began after a few bites of his second slice. âBut I know Iâm probably going to a lot more now.â Because, yeah, heâs definitely going to make Tyler drop him off for lunch here over the next coming weeks.
âYeah?â Evan looks up at him, halfway through his own slice of americano. âThank god, I almost made a last minute choice for somewhere else, believe it or not.â
âDude, I swear down on my firstborn that any other pizza place we went to wouldâve tasted like ass.â
And Evan laughs again and god, every time he hears it in person is just as heavenly as the pizza. Maybe even more, dare he admit it.
âOkay,â Ethan begins after a sip on his Fanta. âIâm making a rule right here, right now, for you to take me to this place for any dates that take place from now onwards.â Ethan almost chokes again, this time on pizza, when he realises the words that left his mouth. Nope, he totally doesnât sound over-eager at all. Nice one, Ethan.
âFuture dates, huh?â Evan smirks and even if Ethan wasnât looking at him, itâd be obvious he was going to tease. âEthan Nestor-Darling, is this your way of asking me on a date while weâre on one?â
He tries to ignore the oh-so-obvious flush creeping up his cheeks. âYup, totally, if thatâs what helps you sleep at night, Evan.â Ethan retorts with a slightly embarrassed smile of his own. Itâs better than sitting here awkwardly if heâs honest.
âWell, thatâs just an offer that I canât refuse if you care so much about my well-being and healthy sleep schedule.â
And sure, it might not be a drink he spills, but the piece of cheese and pepperoni that slips off his pizza when he clumsily struggles not to let the slice fall from his fingers is an easy equivalent to a tipped drink. But itâs worth sacrificing a part of his pizza if it meant hearing the laugh that digital audio canât do justice and a promise of more time with Evan.
They end up getting a McFlurry each after pizza as dessert and - if Ethanâs being totally honest with himself here - no amount of soft serve ice cream with chocolate brownie bits could captivate him as much Evan has in the dull white interior overhead light of the car. Itâs a horrible light, he admits, but fuck, if it doesnât make Ethan at a loss for words and how it dimly lights up the otherâs eyes, how soft he looks with the dusk and distant city lights outside the window behind him.
He doesnât even realise his ice cream is melting in the pot as he watches Evan enthusiastically talk about a chubby chow dog he saw today until Evan stops talking suddenly to grin at him. âYou starinâ at something you like?â He teases.
The younger almost blurts out an instantaneous âYes,â before he catches himself and notices the slowly liquidising dessert in his hands. âI mean, if I didnât then I might not be here, right?â
âNot that itâs all about looks! Iâm more personality myself; it doesnât matter what you look like as long as you have a good personality, yâknow? But thatâs also not to say you donât look great! You look more than great, okay, and-â
A hand is placed on his knee and he stops his sudden rambling. âDonât worry, Ethan. I get what youâre saying.â He gives a reassuring smile and the blue-haired male relaxes almost instantly because thank god he didnât blow this date just yet. He almost feels proud that it somehow wasnât ruined back at the pizza parlour.
Itâs a minute or two of comfortable silence; the hand hasnât moved from his knee yet and Evan is apparently the one staring at him now.
âDidnât you ever get told that staring is rude?â Ethan murmurs. It doesnât feel right to talk at a normal level, as if the evening would be ruined for sure if he did.
Evan huffs a small laugh and places his McFlurry pot on the dashboard so he can shuffle in his seat to face Ethan. âI canât help it if the person Iâm staring at is gorgeous as hell.â
Ethan feels an instant flush climb up his cheeks, but he stays quiet. âThatâd also make you hypocritical since you were staring first.â
âYa got me there.â He says softly.
Itâs another few seconds before Evan speaks again. âCan I kiss you?â
Ethan only feels himself nod before it fully hits him whatâs been asked, but he certainly doesnât mind. His heartâs hammering in his chest suddenly as he places his own melting dessert on the dashboard. It only beats faster when a hand slips onto his waist and another onto his thigh, lips meeting his in less than a second after.
Ethan inhales softly because itâs everything he shamelessly thought kissing Evan would feel like. Itâs soft and gentle and he tastes sweet from the ice cream and Ethan would gladly let himself be lost like this for the rest of his days if it meant Evan was the one kissing him.
A smile grows against his lips and both of the handâs cup both his cheeks. Evan pulls back and places one more singular kiss to Ethanâs mouth before grinning while resting his forehead against the youngers.
âWas that too soon for the first date?â Evan asks softly. His thumb is moving back and forth over his cheekbones and Ethan is definitely melting under his touch right about now.
âCouldnât have done it sooner, I think,â Ethan responds with a smile of his own, cupping Evanâs own face and fingers fiddling with the raven hair and then softly pressing another kiss to the pliant lips before him, deepening the kiss this time and leaving the McFlurries forgotten.
Itâs almost 10 o'clock when Evan pulls up outside his apartment building. It feels like itâs gone too quick with so little done, and a part of him wishes they spent longer together. Though, heâs not so disheartened when he remembers their promise of future dates.
âI had fun tonight, Evan,â Ethan says. The other looks just as unhappy as Ethan feels about their departure, but after leaning over the gear stick and pressing a long kiss to his lips, Evan looks a bit brighter. âSeriously, thanks for inviting me out.â
âMe too. Iâll text you in the morninâ?â Evan looks so hopeful, as if he thinks Ethan didnât enjoy this date. Ethanâs half-tempted to say that itâs one of the best evenings heâs ever had.
âUnless I do first.â He replies and ah, thereâs that dazzling smile again that always makes his insides warm. âGoodnight, Evan.â
âNight, Ethan.â The older says fondly after one last peck on Ethanâs cheek.
A sigh leaves him after they part ways and Ethan opens his apartment door, greeted with Tyler still sat in his spot and on his phone again.
âHad fun?â Tyler asks. Heâs fiddling with his phone and itâs obvious heâs not actually doing anything on it.
Ethan hums in answer as he puts the apartment keys on the kitchen counter and checks his own phone for actual notifications. âYou werenât watching from the window, right?â He already knows the answer, but he also knows the truth. Tylerâs not as nonchalant as he thinks he is, sometimes.
âI wouldnât dream of intruding on you and your boyfriend, Ethan,â Tyler answers with a glimpse up at the younger.
âTyyyyler, heâs not my boyfriend, okay? Iâve told you this!â He says in exasperation. The amount of teasing gone on from Tyler and Mark about Evan being his boyfriend, mostly during the âflirting phaseâ of their messages was too much to count. (But did it still count to deny it now? He doesnât actually know, but heâll enjoy the day when he doesnât have to deny it.)
Tyler snickers up at Ethan from his seat, just as heâs heading to his room. âYeah, sure, and Iâll keep saying he is until you admit it.â
Ethan huffs and almost retorts before he sees his phone light up in his hand, and just a glance at the name makes a grin sprout on his face and forget all about Tylerâs teasing. Â











